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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #160 on: October 29, 2003, 12:25:33 pm
...he raised an eyebrow, having never witnessed anything like this before. How he'd reached such an age without doing so was anyone's guess, but still...
 

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Reply #161 on: October 29, 2003, 12:28:44 pm
...he continued, mesmerised as the vacuum cleaners started to glow with all the polishing...
What frequency are you getting? Is it noise or sweet sweet music? - Refused - Liberation Frequency.
 

Offline Ransom

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Reply #162 on: October 29, 2003, 07:27:02 pm
...and suddenly Ronald turned into a McSpatula. Mr T's vacuum cleaner, on the other hand...
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #163 on: October 30, 2003, 03:14:02 am
... was hard to polish. And so Mr T. had to...
Habeeb it...
  

Offline Setekh

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Reply #164 on: October 30, 2003, 03:21:04 am
...borrow some of the stuff that Jeeves uses to shine the Array. Jeeves kindly lent the strange substance over to Mr. T, asking onl that...
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Offline Ransom

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Reply #165 on: October 30, 2003, 03:41:52 am
...he would shoot himself in the foot. Hearing this, Mr. T was...
 

Offline Black Wolf

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Reply #166 on: October 30, 2003, 04:16:21 am
...shocked and awed. However, faced with the risk of having an unshiny...vacuum cleaner, T crumbled and acceopted Jeeves condition. Gripping a pistol, he took aim towards his foot, closed his eyes and was about to pull the trigger when suddenly...
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #167 on: October 30, 2003, 04:21:00 am
...but this hen was not at all pleased about this, and so...
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #168 on: October 30, 2003, 04:21:03 am
...How are you gentlemen!! Mr. T whirled around to face CATS, whipping out his...
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Offline beatspete

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Reply #169 on: October 30, 2003, 07:19:45 am
...8ft telescopic fly fishing rod - Mr T was a keen fisherman, unknown to many.  In the confusion of juggling a pistol and a rather uncoordinated bit of tackle, Mr T...

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Offline 01010

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Reply #170 on: October 30, 2003, 11:57:46 am
...dropped the pistol on his tackle, inducing a...
What frequency are you getting? Is it noise or sweet sweet music? - Refused - Liberation Frequency.
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #171 on: October 30, 2003, 07:10:51 pm
space alien to appear before Mr. T and say "Mr. T, you are a fool" before departing, leaving shortly before a set of giant space bulldozers appeared before Earth and.....
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Odyssey

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Reply #172 on: October 30, 2003, 07:13:27 pm
threatened to destroy it for the leeds bicycle path. Mr. T liked cycling, so started to negotiate, but...
 

Offline redsniper

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Reply #173 on: October 30, 2003, 11:57:59 pm
suddenly a powerful explosion rocked the Iceni. "They set up us the bomb" Bosch said. CATS replied, "How are you Gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time." To which Mr.T responded...
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
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Reply #174 on: October 31, 2003, 01:30:03 am
..this **** be old suckah. Then promptly exploded leaving no trace of his jolly self.
What frequency are you getting? Is it noise or sweet sweet music? - Refused - Liberation Frequency.
 

Offline Ransom

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Reply #175 on: October 31, 2003, 02:26:41 am
Knowing his true purpose in life now, Bosch gave unto CATS the great...
 

Offline Black Wolf

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Reply #176 on: October 31, 2003, 04:25:49 am
...finger. "Why am I scared of you? You're a poorly drawn blue man with bad English skills. Weapons - Fire all beams" Withthe destruction of Cats' ship after a single AAAf salvoo, Bosch set a course for...
TWISTED INFINITIES · SECTORGAME· FRONTLINES
Rarely Updated P3D.
Burn the heretic who killed F2S! Burn him, burn him!!- GalEmp
 

Offline Ransom

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Reply #177 on: October 31, 2003, 04:43:52 am
...the nearest water balloon. Speaking of water balloons...
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #178 on: October 31, 2003, 05:36:41 am
....in the Background, J.Michael Strazcynski was riding a great bloody waterballoon, that was shaped like a....
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Offline Ransom

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Reply #179 on: October 31, 2003, 06:08:05 am
...spoon. The Spoon class water balloon changed course to intercept...
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