[Stunaep]

...however, then he understood, that he had accidentally targeted the Enterprise-D, and blasted himself to bits. "Damn!", he thought..

[TrashMan]

..But Q wasn't let his favorite pets die...so he wheeled the torpedos around and blasted Jar-Jar...He hated him too....

[Stunaep]

But the torpedoes were actually under the control of the mighty John Cleese, who turned them arond again, and blasted Q. "HA!" said John Cleese,....

[Carl]

Who, as it turns out, didn't really exsist. this made the torpedos take on three different quantum realities making them all go in all three directions at the same time hitting Jar-Jar, The Enterprise D, and Q seimotaneously. This confused Bosch, who turned to Picard and said...

[Stunaep]

"want a pie?" Sure, Picard replied. "Number One, set course for Pie!"

In four hours, Picard and Bosch reached the...

[aldo_14]

pub.  Unfortunately, Bosch found out it only sold local varieties of beverage, said '**** it', and promptly left with a cornish pasty and packet of wotsits.  

A somewhat befuddled Picard turned to the barman and ordered.......

[redsniper]

Bosch beer and Spacecrack for everyone. He then looked out the window and saw...

[aldo_14]

3 monkeys.  1 with a trumpet, 1 with a drum, and 1 with a pancake stuck to his bum.  

"Wait a mo - that's a bit odd", he pondered, as the monkeys were joined by a giant .....

[redsniper]

possessed DivX player from Penny Arcade, who was bent on the destruction of all other media types...

[TrashMan]

...patch of weed that smoked itself.
"Not THAT is self-destructing!" - calmy added Picard, and the Enterpreise-D went back to negotiate a truce between all those mixd-up games/movies/series/cartoon charachters.

Meanwhile, all hell broke loose as enitre galaxy's from different relities fought each other! Mr. T and He-Man pummed eachother sensless, while cat-woman pulld Lara Croft by the hare (Bugs Bunny)! Different Anime heroes were making a nice barbaque out of Road-runner and Tweetie, while hunded's of fighters, robots, mechs blasted eachother....

[aldo_14]

... except for paper, because ...

[TrashMan]

..they were all enviromentalist, and recycled the stuff....

[aldo_14]

..in order to make pro-capitalist iterature.  Meanwhile, a new day was beginning in Mexico ...

[TrashMan]

..when Picard, Bosch, Darth Vader and all others decided to make an end and everybody showed for a showdown!

At pricisely 12:00 EVERYTHING in every reality opend fire....and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!....the word was gone, and...

no...wait...the writer was struck down by a nature call and had to leave the ending unfinished....

[aldo_14]

.. which is just as well, as he was dreaming and would have wet the bed otherwise.  Thankfully, he was able to resume sleep, whereupon.......

[TrashMan]

.....  a giant gorilla with a water-pistol and a frying pan with the head of a Alien and  godzillas tail jumped out of the closet wearing a pink dress and and cowboy boots!!!!


..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Screamed Bosch!..." Oh good...it was just a dream!"...

 "Fell asleep? Does archeology boare you, Bosch?" - calmly replied Picard..

...ARghh...

[Ransom]

...Bosch then realised it actually wasn't a dream and began to point frantically behind Picard as the giant gorilla with a water-pistol and a frying pan with the head of an Alien and Godzilla's tail wearing a pink dress and cowboy boots began to creep up behind him. Bosch yelled:

[redsniper]

only to find out that his lips had melted together, after freaking out for a few seconds he woke up at his desk and realized it was all a dream. On his computer screen someone named Morpheus had left the message: The Matrix has you to which Bosch responded...

[neo_hermes]

.......

[Ransom]

...and then he threw the computer out the window. And then he jumped after it, screaming "You can't run forever Number 13!". Suddenly realising his fate, he said...