[TrashMan]

...Picard asked: "Are you insane? You're threatning my crew with a teddy bear?"

Boch made a eeeeeeeevil smile and replied: "Oh, but it's not really a Teddy... It's a Mega-Uber-Plasma-Injection-TriCobalt-Photon-something bomb trigger masked as a Teddy!"

"And where's the bomb?" - asked Picard again

"While on my ship of course!" - and it is then that Bosch relised he made another mistake. But he had two more pockets left....

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]Whoah, look at the post-whoreism going on here...

Oops, I broke the chain. Silly me.[/color]

[TrashMan]

...nervously Bosch started to dig around his third pocket and smiled as he pulled out.....

[aldo_14]

...luckily, the censors cut in at this point and spared the viewership from the sight of....

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]...another post in this thread?[/color]

[Grey Wolf]

Suddenly, Worf pulled out a Bat'leth and charged Bosch. However, he forgot about the fact that Bosch is apparently immune to anything that could harm him, causing Worf to....

[01010]

...explode. The End.

[Gortef]

Or is it?

[2FB]

Nah!!! is just an intermision,...

[Grey Wolf]

{Insert Monty Python sketch}
John Cleese, appearing out of nowhere: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
Cleese: 'Ello, Miss?
Eric Palin: What do you mean "miss"?
Cleese: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Palin: We're closin' for lunch.
Cleese: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Palin: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Cleese: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
etc.
(That's enough. Here's rest of the Dead Parrot Sketch:
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~ebarnes/python/dead-parrot.htm)

And now back to our regularly scheduled mindless drivel....

[2FB]

Southparck make a parody of it, the same, just change teh parrot woth a Death Friend Kenny

[TrashMan]

..and so Bosch pulled out a Banana of Doom(TM) but that didn't work. So from the last pocket he pulled out a free turkey dinner and all the Enterpreise crew ate it. But Bosch put sleeping powder in it and the crew went to sleep. Now Bosch had the cool-looking Enterpreise under his control, but forgot about Data, who....

[Grey Wolf]

Was bored, and had nothing better to do, so decided to help Bosch. Meanwhile, the V Gods, long forgotten, were rising from their sleep....

[diamondgeezer]

... Looking at one another, they suddenly said "Eric Palin? WTF?"

[TrashMan]

... "Don't ask me, I just awoke!". The V-gods looked around and after seeing in just what kind of mess the universe is, they all had a nervous breakdown and went back to sleep and drown thier sorrows in drink, waiting for the fools to destroy themselves.

Meanwhile, Boch wanted to test his new ship against the Shivans and so he set couse to....

[Ransom]

...nowhere, because his ship was surrounded by large hostile space-dwelling potatoes, which were hastily...

[TrashMan]

..colsing in. So Bos h ordered "Fire at Will!" but all the crew was sleeping....

[01010]

Please let this die.

[Ransom]

One of the crew members suddenly awoke and cried out "Never!" to nobody in particular. Lacking a competant crew, Bosch decided to...

[TrashMan]

..use the computer to contol the ship..but the computer has gone insane and...