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Offline Sandwich

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April fools already?
Reply #40 on: March 31, 2004, 06:05:59 pm
Come now, be not so harsh of words and countenance upon thy servant, for he is but a simpleton, and knoweth not what he does.
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Hippo

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April fools already?
Reply #41 on: March 31, 2004, 06:06:00 pm
shhhhh!


And doth Sir Tomato and Sir Greener Scripte just log into ICQth ateth the same timeth?
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Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #42 on: March 31, 2004, 06:06:16 pm
Thou stealest lines from the game Heretic. Thou needest some creativity.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline aldo_14

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April fools already?
Reply #43 on: March 31, 2004, 06:07:04 pm
Thine musteth doth thy cap before addressing thee, kind sir!
 

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April fools already?
Reply #44 on: March 31, 2004, 06:07:36 pm
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Woolie Wool
Thou stealest lines from the game Heretic. Thou needest some creativity.


Who did?
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #45 on: March 31, 2004, 06:08:17 pm
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Sir Sandwich of Green Tomatoes


Who did?


Ace did it.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Flipside

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April fools already?
Reply #46 on: March 31, 2004, 06:09:37 pm
Harken thee! Woulds't thee send an innocent man forthwith unto oblivion without hearing his fair say?

Forthwith, what doth pertain to this namby pamby upon our fair and noble Forum? Surely the start of April hath arrived in our fair domain but 50 minutes, and already the ****e hitteth the fan? ;)
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #47 on: March 31, 2004, 06:10:53 pm
It is still March 31st in my part of the world.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline DragonClaw

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April fools already?
Reply #48 on: March 31, 2004, 06:11:12 pm
Imagine trying to read HIG's sentences like this... ugh... torture
 

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April fools already?
Reply #49 on: March 31, 2004, 06:12:31 pm
Haseth not becometh April foreth anothrest 5 hours hereth... :p
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Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #50 on: March 31, 2004, 06:12:58 pm
What the hippopotamus said.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline aldo_14

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April fools already?
Reply #51 on: March 31, 2004, 06:13:01 pm
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Flipside
Harken thee! Woulds't thee send an innocent man forthwith unto oblivion without hearing his fair say?

Forthwith, what doth pertain to this namby pamby upon our fair and noble Forum? Surely the start of April hath arrived in our fair domain but 50 minutes, and already the ****e hitteth the fan? ;)


Thine question thy authority?  Thoest be a traitor!  To the stake with the traitor!
 

Offline Flipside

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April fools already?
Reply #52 on: March 31, 2004, 06:15:04 pm
Have at thee Sir! I will have Ye know that I am a Member of Her Majesties Fuseliers, or was that Fuscias?
 

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April fools already?
Reply #53 on: March 31, 2004, 06:15:43 pm
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Foolishness spewed out from the maw of aldo_14


Thine question thy authority?  Thoest be a traitor!  To the stake with the traitor!


Thy authority doth not extend beyond the Reciprocity forum, so ****est off.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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April fools already?
Reply #54 on: March 31, 2004, 06:16:20 pm
I bite my thumb at all of thee!
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Offline Flipside

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April fools already?
Reply #55 on: March 31, 2004, 06:16:59 pm
Dost that not hurt?

Oh and everyone simply must read some of the older posts on the SCP forum ;)
 

Offline aldo_14

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April fools already?
Reply #56 on: March 31, 2004, 06:17:06 pm
Thoest challenge me?  I verily proclaim, thoest doth pertain to wish a duel at thine hour of dawneth!  Thoest shall face my best man!
 

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Reply #57 on: March 31, 2004, 06:19:28 pm
Very well Sir, Dawn it shall be! Wouldst that I had my Glove I wouldst strike thee across the chops ;)
 

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April fools already?
Reply #58 on: March 31, 2004, 06:21:38 pm
Thine chops are not for the slapping, sire!  My best man awaits with thy flintlock.
 

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April fools already?
Reply #59 on: March 31, 2004, 06:21:43 pm
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Very well Sir, Dawn it shalt be! Wouldst that I had my Glove I wouldst strike thee across the chops ;)


...and in defense of the fair Lord of Greasy Weasels aldo, I shalt chop thee across thine glove!

...of course ye olde flintlock alone could always do, but one should always have a shot in the chops while being chopped...
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