My Sister:
She's a heroin addict, a cleptomaniac, a liar, a general thief, a pot smoker, an idiot and a snide, evil *****.
She'll come around every goddamn day, wasted off her ****ing ass on booze, heroin, weed and valium, borrow money off my mother or grandmother because "We've got no gas and we'll freeze" then she'll **** off and a few hours later my brother will see her down town sitting in the pub, smoking, drinking and eating the remnants of a McDonalds and talking to her boyfriend about how easy it'd be to go to Amsterdam for the weekend and bring back a sack of weed.
My mom gives my niece all the spare change she has for a piggy-bank. She must've given her like £20 in 10p's and 50's and £1's. Then one time when my dad was 'round my sisters house he looked in the piggy-bank (because he trusts my sister about as little as I do) and it had like £1 in 2's and 1's. He asked my niece where it all went and she said "Mam and Robbie stole it all because they're evil". Even my 4 year old niece doesn't trust her; She insists on leaving any money that anyone gives her 'round here so her mother can't steal it.
I hate my sister and her loser boyfriend infinitely more than the rest of my family, and twice me and my dad have been on the way out to the car with crow-bars to go 'dispose' of her boyfriend for various things and were only stopped by my faggot mother, who lets the ginger ***** walk all-over her.
If I thought I could get away with it, her gas-line would mysteriously rupture and ignite one night.