*Nobody expects the Grammar Inquisition!*

Consult the Book of Grammatics!
And Saint Goober raised the Grammar book up on high, saying;
Oh Lord, bless this thy Grammar Book that, with it, Thou mayest ridicule Thine misspellers to tiny bits... in Thy mercy.
And the LORD did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... well, perhaps I'll skip a bit here...
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take the word "You", being the second singular personal pronoun. Then, shalt thou take the verb "To Be". No more, no less. Then shalt thou seek the second singular finite form of the verb "To Be", which is, as was revealed to us of old, "Are". "Is" shalt thou not consider, neither consider thou "Am" , excepting that thou then proceed to "Are" while going through thy list, shold thou needeth one. "Was" and "Were" are right out. Once the form "Are", being the second finite form, be reached, then combinest thou thy words "You" and "Are" to gether, thus creating a new word. This new word shalt thou dub "You're". Not "Your" or "Youre", but "You're" with an apostrophe in between.
Once this righteous form, being the final form, be reached, sayeth or writeth thou thy Word "You're" towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it for the bare fear of having a debate with someone who actually can write their own language. Amen."Remembereth thou these words of the Lord of Languages and their messengers, the members of the Holy Grammar Inquisition, and thy shalt live in abundance, and after thine death, people will still remember thou as People who Wrote Correctly.
You know, I've always wondered why "you are" very often twists into form "your" in Internet. I mean, I don't speak English as my native language but even my grammar ear can hear it being just plain wrong, being tied to genetive and all that stuff. Now this is not to bash aldo's spelling skills - I'm quite sure you can spell correctly any time you really want, your messages usually are of most comprehensive sort that can be found on Internet - most of the stuff is much worse.
But what makes you silly English speaking types to write "You Are" as "your", like in "your car" would mean " You Are Car". It's just incomprehensible to me.

Oh, and to get this message at least a bit on topic, I say that when I'm bored I roam at different forums and whine about spelling.
