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Offline achtung

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #20 on: June 15, 2006, 12:30:54 am
......then he preceeded to set out on a quest for the funk medallion.  Mr. T decided to jump on a donkey and go with him......
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #21 on: June 15, 2006, 01:23:20 am
..the donkey didnt have subspace drives, so carl quickly outpaced mr T...
actualy, mabye not.
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #22 on: June 15, 2006, 02:22:26 am
Mr. T, realizing that, should Carl possess both the ground up body of Chuck Norris and the Funk Medallion (The inimitable medallion of James Brown), he would be unstoppable. So Mr. T Placed the Donkey into the rear of his van and caught up with Carl, Menacingly, he...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #23 on: June 15, 2006, 02:39:21 am
....and the donkey engaged the vans bling powered subspace drives, but suddenly a huge ship jumped out in front of them.  On this ship was the title, "U.S.S. L. Ron Hubbard"......
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #24 on: June 15, 2006, 06:16:45 am
coming to free Xenu and...
 

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #25 on: June 15, 2006, 07:16:46 am
kill everybody, now that they found a way to use thetans as a power source.  little did they know that everything they believed was a load of crap.  at the very same time, Pat Robertson was predicting imminent doom.  entirely by coincidence, Carl was on his way to earth...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #26 on: June 15, 2006, 07:45:02 am
To help the states try and win at the world cup through the medium of tantric.............
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #27 on: June 15, 2006, 07:46:40 am
...fortune telling. But he read the map totaly wrong and was heading in the wrong direction.. Meanhwhile, Mr T. had his hands full with the USSL Ron Hubbard. The captain of hte ship decided to use the doomsday device on him, but beeing a complete moron he punched hte wrong botton, and...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #28 on: June 15, 2006, 07:48:09 am
...suddenly Bosch appeared, annoyed at the fact they were having a shivan party without him...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #29 on: June 15, 2006, 07:54:48 am
..so, using the amazing power of his hi-poly Iceni, and thousands of cases of Bosh beer, he...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #30 on: June 15, 2006, 07:58:44 am
Got alpha ones Female wing"person" to give everyone a Lapdance then get fruity with Female Command until 3 am at which point...........
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-War Machine
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #31 on: June 15, 2006, 11:15:19 am
Mr T. managed to get his bling stuk on his pubic hair.
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #32 on: June 15, 2006, 01:42:56 pm
This caused outrage and...
lol wtf
 

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #33 on: June 15, 2006, 02:51:51 pm
Volition to team back up to reform Parallax and make "Descent 4" with Mr T in the future as the newest PTMC recruit. The Game was...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #34 on: June 15, 2006, 03:30:47 pm
a huge success and made more money than God, which pissed him off to no end and...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #35 on: June 15, 2006, 03:57:13 pm
.. Pat Robertson's prediction came true as a result.  unfortunately, nobody was paying attention because...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #36 on: June 15, 2006, 04:58:15 pm
.. they were all ****ed up on cheap crack they had gotten from...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #37 on: June 15, 2006, 05:11:13 pm
....kermit the frog while on a trip to cappella......
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #38 on: June 15, 2006, 05:18:20 pm
when he ran out of toilet paper....
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #39 on: June 15, 2006, 05:21:56 pm
(cause he scrunched rather than folded)...
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