[TrashMan]

..and decided to drop his dropping out of the airlock..which fell onto the sun.. Little did anyone know that Kermits crack-filled crap was in essence a super-reactive fuel that in contact with the Capella sun triggered a chain reacton causing a supernova!

[achtung]

.....But Mr. T's immense amount of bling reflected most of the damaging rays from the supernova.....

[WeatherOp]

but caused it to hit Barney's homeworld killing all his little friends, but didn't kill him, cause he is too happy, but now he is mad and declares war on Mr. T.

[watsisname]

...so Barney sent his semi-sub-official super happy fleet-o-doom to wage a terrible battle...

[Turambar]

..when three cylon basestars jumped in and ambushed them...

[WeatherOp]

Shooting toasters, Barney's fleet had no chance

[achtung]

....yet barney escaped, to be picked up by Mr. T and Kermit....

[TrashMan]

...who immediately made a barneyque patry....

[Turambar]

Carl, smelling the bbq'd purple dinosaur, decided to hop in on the party, and brought...

[Falcon]

drugged up gerbils.

[vyper]

and a plain glass tube...

[achtung]

....and he was holding a strange mass of black leather, with one small red rubber ball attached to an elastic band.....

[Turambar]

marcellus marcus was said to have made a brief appearance, but fled the scene when he saw the ball

[Nuke]

...meanwhile mr t dawns a leather codpiece and solid gold nipple claps....

[achtung]

....he then turns to look at kermit in a menacing manner:drevil:.  Mr. T proceeds to say, "I'm gonna do you like my momma did me as a kid foo!"...

[Falcon]

Then a comet came and hit Mr. T thus killing him, while Bosch watched Kermit and Ms. Piggy turn the story's rating to "R."

[Nuke]

then bosch started fondeling carl

[Mars]

<COMMENT>

Then a comet came and hit Mr. T thus killing him, while Bosch watched Kermit and Ms. Piggy turn the story's rating to "R."

Kermit has a dick?

</comment>

[Prophet]

<COMMENT>

Kermit has a dick?

You don't need dick for that, use your imagination for god sake. Now stop messing up the story.
</comment>

[Colonol Dekker]

Hugh heffners Mansion class party juggernaut, came out of trans-subspace thus yupassing the collapsed sol node and offered Kermit 40% of the planets wealth for the film rights to his porn story........, He could because he lived on since the 20th century in a robot body he stole from mr burns and used his immense porn empire to form the GTA in the first place..