[Polpolion]

...until he got a whole bunch of paturnity suits filed against him. So Carl decided to...

[Ace]

...get some crumpets however as he went to the store he was simply beaten to death by Commander William Adama's flashlight.

[Gortef]

[oh dear god...]

Which was made out of pink rubber and...

[Mars]

*Self Censored*

[TrashMan]

..Adama tried to run back to his starship after the crime, but Carls clone army boarded the ship and was waiting....

[Turambar]

...but they forgot who they were dealing with.  the commander's face is, as we all know, bulletproof, and his flashlight, pink as it may be, is deadly.  he's also a cylon, and about 50 other commanders (thankfully not naked) showed up....

[TrashMan]

...but the clones were many ,well trained and geneticly enhanced by Carl himself. A apocalyptic struggle ensued and finally the clones won. After blowiing Battlestar Galactica to bits they...

[achtung]

....ate some cake....

[Turambar]

...at which point Bill Clinton, Commander Adama#52, Bruce Lee, and Rambo all burst out of the cake and proceeded to start attacking the clones, while on the outside of the clone cake-encampment...

[Nuke]

muad'dib was petting his worm

[Ace]

...unfortunately that angered the Imperial Concubine Cheney, who then shot Muad'dib when he was worm hunting outside of his sietch.

[Tyrian]

Meanwhile, the surviving clone troopers grabbed Carl's body and threw him in a clone vat, bringing him back to life.  They then re-grafted on his cybernetic components, including a BIGGER beam cannon ( ).  Unfortunately, his new parts were hot pink, causing...

[WeatherOp]

everyone's eyes who beheld it to melt out

[Colonol Dekker]

Which was unfortunate as a cylon passed Carl, and he saw himself in its reflection....  20 minutes later an ice cream freighter was flying towards the HLP i when..............

[Dark RevenantX]

its reactor faced a "total reactor implosion," causing it to crumple into a little grain of dense matter and then explode.  Apparently, the ice cream was bubble-gum pink...

[Nuke]

which attracted a gay pride parade...

[Colonol Dekker]

Oh dear sweet god................


"cough" said mr T, Yes Mr T said..............

[TrashMan]

"I piddy da foo who is gay!"-  he said and punced on the parade with his brass knuckles....

[Polpolion]

... and his army of cloned bill clintions mutants...

[Turambar]

...it was then that Kerrigan, the queen of blades (a well known dyke) showed up and started an epic battle with mr.T (which can only be resolved in no less than 3 posts of epic combat)...