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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #80 on: June 16, 2006, 06:06:10 pm
an opera singer with a really bad accent starting singing ballads in Bosch's ear this caused...
 

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Reply #81 on: June 16, 2006, 06:25:00 pm
..Bosch to pull out his patented "annoying-people-desintegrator 3000 deluxe" and vaporize the inbred...
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Reply #82 on: June 16, 2006, 06:51:40 pm
...Only to discover that the now-vaporized singer was none other than Emperor Khonsu II's 2nd wife, to whom he was paying huge amounts of allamony.  This caused the Emperor to...
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Reply #83 on: June 16, 2006, 07:07:38 pm
praise Admiral Bosch and declare the NTF an ally, thus the alliance becoming the NTVF.
 

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Reply #84 on: June 16, 2006, 07:27:05 pm
...but then while reaching for a fresh bottle of Bosch, he bumped the controls to the ETAK device, whitch caused the toilet to come alive. And Carl being drunk preceeded to do battle with it RPG style when the FF2 Boss theme started playing randomly, coming from nowhere.
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Reply #85 on: June 16, 2006, 07:35:01 pm
*never happend
« Last Edit: June 16, 2006, 09:02:23 pm by thesizzler »
 

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Reply #86 on: June 16, 2006, 07:45:20 pm
Doc using his DeLorean goes back in time and makes thesizzler's post never happen.
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Reply #87 on: June 16, 2006, 07:48:38 pm
....shortly therafter, a flock of beavers flew buy on croissants...
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Reply #88 on: June 16, 2006, 07:56:30 pm
only they just looked like croissants from far away.  they were actually cylon raiders, which had been commandeered by enormous beavers, on a mission to...
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Reply #89 on: June 16, 2006, 09:02:53 pm
steal your candy!
 

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Reply #90 on: June 16, 2006, 10:09:32 pm
Bosch noticed that he couldn't shot web...
 

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Reply #91 on: June 17, 2006, 03:01:45 am
so he began to spank his monkey, two minutes later he erupted all over...
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Reply #92 on: June 17, 2006, 04:09:41 am
....himself....
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Reply #93 on: June 17, 2006, 04:55:15 am
...and Oprah. Teal'c scratched his head as he came in and said, "What is an Oprah?" This...
 

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Reply #94 on: June 17, 2006, 06:07:53 am
made opera break her diet and starthuffing down crispy creams, little did she know carl sucked the cream outof all the boston cremes and replaced it with mr t's manjizz. all of the sudden oprah...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Reply #95 on: June 17, 2006, 09:39:29 am
...had mr T nymphs sputing out of her chest, not at all unlike the movie Alien.  Teal'c seeing this, raised his eyebrow slightly, and walked slowly away, while...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #96 on: June 17, 2006, 10:29:00 am
...one of Carl's bretheren lunged at Teal'c, proceeding to horribly maim and dismember him.

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Reply #97 on: June 17, 2006, 02:17:32 pm
Unfortunately Carl's brethren could only do so much until Brea'tac came in and made it his goal to personally kill every Shivan...... blindfolded....
 

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Reply #98 on: June 17, 2006, 04:19:19 pm
which caused him to accidently shoot mr t right in the gold, causing it to melt around his neck, at the same time a passing by vorlon got encased in the gold, posessing mr t. meanwhile at the hlpi sperm bank, carl was accepting samples from...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Reply #99 on: June 17, 2006, 04:43:12 pm
....an unknown donor. He planed to make clone army, hearing that Emperor Palpatine pays good money for those...
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