[Turambar]

scritch scritch scritch (+5 for getting the reference)

but that was because nobody really understood how to recieve shivan transmissions.  frustrated that nobody could understand him, Carl...

[Nuke]

... spanked the shivan equivelant of a monkey ...

[Tyrian]

Thereby continuing the many sexual references in this thread, causing...

[Charismatic]

Death, and shrinkage of..

[Nuke]

...the gamma draconis jump node, causing the sathani to come out as cute little minisathani which people could keep as pets...

[achtung]

...the entire galaxy went on a rampage (not unlike the furby rampage) in order to get these cute little bundles of death...

[Nuke]

unfortunately when the gtva build a knossos around the gamma draconis node, all the little sathani grew to their full size again and started firing their bf reads at anything not shivan...

[Colonol Dekker]

Whch was unfortunate as at that moment Barney was en-route to the chid labour slave/brainwashing camp he set up in ALtair. Due to Sathanii beam fire scoching his ass, he trippled in size fuelled by Barney-Rage and took out a corner of teh galaxy with.............

[TrashMan]

....his power of anoyance.
Thus, seeing the great peril that was threatening the universe, the shivan united with the Terran, Vasudans, Loroi, Cyclon, Zentradi, the SDF-1, USS Enterprise, Klingons, Battlestar Galactica, Jedi Order and hte Sith, Carl, Bosch and NTF, Mr T. and every even remotely sane sentient being in the galaxy....

[Colonol Dekker]

Except the smurfs who unveilled their ultimate weapon, a giant smurfified version of unicron who went off to meet the SNAFU (sentient nerfherders alient f*ckwit union) which was rallied against barney and ..........

[Gunteen6]

meanwhile, Mr. T puls a Dr.Who  on us and comes back looking like my grandmother after beating the **** out of pornstars and thus also getting pelted with the only thing pornstars have... used condoms...

[Nuke]

....then carl ran off to vegas with smurfette and got married...

[TrashMan]

The combined power of a kazillion beam cannons, plasma guns, railguns and missiles was concetrated on the giant Barneys head. and it blew up in a great ball of fireworks..and the universe rejoiced....

[Mars]

But alas, Carl and Smurfette's relationship was not to be, and Smurfette died a few days later from massive burns to the... area, presumabley from Carl's beam cannon

[Nuke]

which smurfett mistook for his penis

[TrashMan]

..and half the universe came to smurfetes burial (she was allready cremated by Carl anyway) And when it was over and people started going home a massive lfeet came out of nowhere and a alien face appeared. it was - XENU!!!!!

[Herra Tohtori]

It appears that Smurfette had found the everlasting battery and had taken it with her to power up her...

[TrashMan]

...ahem ..."toys"...

And so Xenu begun his reign of terror....

[Colonol Dekker]

Ahhhhhhhhh, crap Alpha one said, "command, what the $£%$£% are you gonna do about this?" he asked over the subspace squawkbox, "Well Alpha, we have a plan but it involves..........

[Nuke]

....a meson bomb, and a crate of dildoes....