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Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #60 on: January 03, 2007, 03:55:06 pm
On the Lucifer:
Hell froze over, so I'm here to warm things up for you!
Beneath this shell I'm actually quite a softy.
No, you can't enter my fighterbay, stupid!


On the Colossus:
If you can read this, then you made a colossal mistake!
Just becoause my center of mass is in my behind doesn't mean I'm fat!
Every time I turn I make a home run!
Knocking shivans out of the park..erm, galaxy.


On a basilisk:
Shoot me, I'm useless anyway!
I used to work on a carneval before.. I was the tin target.
Please don't shoot me, I'm nearing extinction!

On a Pegasus:
Sure I'm fast - I got a lot of HORSE power!
Sam Fisher could learn a few things from me!
If you think I'm cool now, just wait till that cloak code is polished up!
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #61 on: January 03, 2007, 09:39:52 pm
On a scorpion

I AM EXTINCT
 

Offline Harbinger of DOOM

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #62 on: January 04, 2007, 03:54:23 am
Quote from: Trayus on January 03, 2007, 12:03:29 pm
For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side.  It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.
QFT, Quoted For Truth
*shudder*
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an0n ~ "Wheee, I can spam and no-one will notice!"
 

Offline asyikarea51

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #63 on: January 04, 2007, 04:46:13 am
Quote from: TrashMan
On a Pegasus:
Sure I'm fast - I got a lot of HORSE power!

WOO HOO!!! (fist in air)

:lol:

Where's a turbine when you need one... xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 

Offline Getter Robo G

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #64 on: January 04, 2007, 09:07:22 am

"COMMAND - When you absolutely positively have to F-something up!"

"I'm S.O.C. - But let's just keep that between you and me ok?"

"Snipes is my biatch!"

"Bosch Beer, is PEOPLE!"

"LUCIFER - when you absolutely positively have to kill every Mother F-er on the planet!"



"Don't think of it as being out-numbered, think of it as having a WIDE target selection!"

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Proof for the noobs:  Member Search

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Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #65 on: January 04, 2007, 03:32:31 pm
On the Lucifer:

Don't even try.
 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #66 on: January 04, 2007, 04:21:53 pm
On the Lucifer:

Lobster of Death!
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline karajorma

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #67 on: January 05, 2007, 10:23:40 am
On the colossus' beam cannons.

We break for NTF saboteurs.
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #68 on: January 05, 2007, 08:39:30 pm
On a Pegasus:

Information is ammunition!

On a Sathanas:

God complex.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #69 on: January 06, 2007, 02:16:34 am
Quote from: Sarafan on January 05, 2007, 08:39:30 pm
On a Pegasus:

Information is ammunition!

The support ship: "To hell with information, ammunition is ammunition!"
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story
 

Offline FS2_playa613

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #70 on: January 06, 2007, 10:33:26 am
Quote from: Trayus on January 03, 2007, 12:03:29 pm

For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side.  It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.

Umm... what exactly is Japong's abomination?

maneuverable ? pfffft. Look at the Basilisk or Aeshma (i think thats how its spelt) . I dont know what class of fighters they are (Heavy assault), but they fly like a retarded seagull.
 

Offline Ghostavo

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #71 on: January 06, 2007, 10:46:57 am
It's best that you remain not knowing... for your eyesockets' sake.
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

Shrike is a dirty dirty admin, he's the destroyer of souls... oh god, let it be glue...
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #72 on: January 06, 2007, 10:55:47 am
The Miss Vadusa Prime?  :lol:

Best you don't know... don't even look for it on the Classic Topics page :nod:!!
It's a Vasudan-morale-booster... and a reason for xenocide!
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.
 

Offline spartan_0214

Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #73 on: January 06, 2007, 10:57:43 am
Oh, that's Japong's abomination.....

\spartan pokes sharp sticks in his eyes. again.

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #74 on: January 06, 2007, 11:22:17 am
Didn't I warn you? I'm still recovering my 100/1 eyesight from that... thing... grotesque?
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.
 

Offline spartan_0214

Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #75 on: January 06, 2007, 01:44:59 pm
you mean 1/100 vision? (vision is based on distance/font size, perfect vision is 20 feet/20 size font)

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity
 

Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #76 on: January 06, 2007, 03:10:20 pm
On a Sathanas:

I have 1/100 vision so I take no chances, I'll destroy everything! :P
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #77 on: January 06, 2007, 04:16:44 pm
On a maxim:
Reaching out and touching someone..the Terran way!

On a Sath:
Don't worry. I'ts like a pencil laser, only bigger! You won't feel a thing.

On a Lucifer:
I used to be the King. What a revolting development!

On a Orion:
You think I look like a dildo!? HELM, RAMMING SPEED!
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #78 on: January 07, 2007, 09:14:34 am
On an Orion.
Think I'm phallic? Go look at the Sobek.
 

Offline Centrixo

Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #79 on: January 07, 2007, 12:24:37 pm
Orion 'Brick of Death'

Collossus 'Moron in charge!'

Sobek 'if you can read this, then get out of my ass'

Deimos 'Brick of Dispair'

Iceni 'Join us and recive 2 mops and 5 cans of half drunken Bosch Beer'

Lilith 'EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!!'

Ursa 'I own all your asses'


Would you like to have a piece of duct tape shoved up your arse? - 'Duct Tape man', Derelict.

"You never know what your going to find until you take a look" - Snipes, Fs2.

Terwin Castronenves:"Centrixo, your car is slow, bye bye" *zoom*.
Centrixo:*sigh!* Damn!.
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