[Tyrian]

GTVA's official bumper sticker:

Dead by 3000AD.

Kudos if you get the reference.

[Dysko]

GTVA's official bumper sticker:

Dead by 3000AD.

Kudos if you get the reference.

JAD?

[Nuclear1]

GTVA's official bumper sticker:

Dead by 3000AD.

Kudos if you get the reference.

el oh el D3r3k Sm4rt reference.

el oh el 3000AD reference.

[General Battuta]

Sighted on the Colossus battle group in Their Finest Hour: 

"No Beam-Free-All:  Because BETAC doesn't have a second amendment."

"No beams, no engines, no fighter bay: yes, Command, we're giving it all we've got." 

"If I total this juggernaught, my insurance will pay for a new one."

On a Setekh:

"Terran turret#weak:  we'll show them what firepower is all about." 

[Grizzly]

This is a rach... a rakhshe... A Shivan cruiser!

[Turey]

This is a rach... a rakhshe... A Shivan cruiser!

Seems like I've had to use this a lot today:

[Charismatic]

LOL @

Real pilots fight with morning stars!

I dont stop for shivans.

Snakes on a Colossus.

Whoever came up with this , kudos, this is a great idea!

[Grizzly]

"Sunshielded"

[Tyrian]

On Alpha 1:

Shielded with SPF 10000000000000000000000000000000000000!

[JGZinv]

1-800-YOU-DEAD

Resistance is futile.

Checkmate.

Light the fires and kick the wingman.

All your cruiser belong to us.

Y4USHOOTME?

I saved 15% switching to Geico  (on rear of ship)

Could you check my lasers? They tend to misfire...

The Force is not with you.

Read my torpedoes.

Try harder, that tickled.

Come closer, I have a cheat code.

I've fought better AI than you.    (yes that can be taken 2 ways)

Quit swatting flies and kill the AI already!

On Autopilot, When You Improve I'll Return.

Be Back in 5 Mins.

I'd return the remains, but addresse unknown.

I'm so very BORED!

Please donate missiles to my Wingmen.

I have missile magnetism!

For increased missile size, take Miagra 2x daily.

I have more RAM, be afraid.

Shivians, try Visine...

It's not the size of the laser that counts, it's the table behind it.

Must... fly... faster...

I'd rather be golfing.

I'd rather be in a Gundam.

I'll get you next SCP release!

Please press ESC+Enter to dial an operator.

I'll end my own misery thank you!

My IP address is...

I'm hungry, you look tasty.

I know I'm ugly, help me redo my paint job?

Tech support can't help you here.

Linux Rocks! Wooo!

This ship is powered by a Apple II.

We have highly advanced auto targeting, an Etch-i-Sketch.

I can't hear yoooou...  Open your cockpit.

I have BOE Syndrome and I like it.

You remember that one episode where...

Be nice, think twice.

Can't touch this.

Can I beam you later?

When I'm done, you'll wish for a BSOD.

Go back to playing StarCraft.

It's not delivery, it's deliverance.

Get TUIT!

Pretty n' Plasma.

Wake me up when your done dying.


Ah that's a few... *stretches*

Edit - A couple more.

While you're back there, check my exhaust.

This ain't like dusting crops boy.

[havaduck]

On a Sathanas:

We break for nobody.

All your Knossos-Portals are Belong to us.

and also: You are on the way to destruction. Make your Time. (HAHAHA!)


On a Seraphim:

Somebody is going to set you up a Bomb!


On Nephilem:

Afterburners out of Order. But shilds and armor doing quite well.


On a Capital written with tiny size 1:

If you can read this then its not a Woman - it can be only Wingmen.


On Alpha 1 Ship:

Next time i will read the whole treaty before signing up.

You may got severall Sathani. I got time compression an a suply ship.

I hate mondays.

If you arent al least a SD Deamon, i will not notice you.


ENEMY (<- in big red letters) so mightbe this will protect me from Wingmens fire.

GTVA Pilot Recruiting-Wallpaper:

Blind, dumb, alcoholic, parkinson an suicidial? Join us an become Wingman in the GTVA today. (and get free a cookie).

On the big C:

100 % Earthquacke an Shivan imune.



On Helios:

See theres Alpha (1), but I am the Omega.

On Sathanas:

I see dead People.

Come a little closer.

BF-Red on board.

We are not the Borg, but resistance is still futile.

On Cain:

If you dont stop, I tell moth .. err Lucifer.

Fenris:

Lets say undecided.

[Bob-san]

Welcome to Hard Light Productions! Here are the minor offenses, and their corresponding punishments! Never comined "F", "S", or "3" in a thread! This minor offense is usually combated by the use of our standardized Flame-throwers! But, due to budget problems and a few legal concerns (lawyers don't like clients charred to their bones), there is no longer napal in the flame thrower, but rather holy water! Another major offense is disturbing our little buddy (hey! That was my lunch!) called Carl, the resident Shivan who has taken a fancy to living in our walls! Throw him your lunch, and you should be fine... But if you happen to be caught in the wall with Carl, simply take the emergancy saw, and cut off a few limbs! Carl should stop persuit, but if he doesnt... you're on your own! If you wish to leave HLP, simply walk to the back of the ship, and operate the airlocks! The only problem with that choices is the airlocks no longer work! You may check-out any time you wish, but you many not leave HLP! If you should have any concerns, simply walk to the bridge and open up the weapons locker. Inside is your standard AK-47 and Plasma Rifle! However, most of us have a bit of a hard time getting in, as only moderators, the hyper-intelligent shade of blue, and have keys in! If you are a bit weary of staying on HLP, simply blow through the airlock and try to make your way over to the Game-Warden sister-station. Be careful, though! We are out of space suits, and I hear space doesn't have much oxygen... or much of anything! Good luck and enjoy your stay!


Nice ones... keep going! I'm still out.

[havaduck]

On Lucifer:

The Varsuda Prime terraforming project.

Artimes D.H.:

Back in Black

Dark side of the Force.

On Sathanas:

Now take witnes of this fully armed an operational battlesta.... err ship.

Hold still and it wont hurt.

Sunroof, 6 gears, subspace drive, air condition, 4 BF-Reds - the Sathanas feeling.

Even the death cant save you.

On the Ursa @ Lucifer Mission:

Shilds are over-rated.

To much torpedoes, to less patience or mercy.

Brave pilots do not need manueverbility.

On Iceni:

Join the Rebellion - they won once, we will too.

On the NTD Uhuru

Dont even think about Star Trek ...

Moloch:

Even as we dont use the fighterbay, this doesnt mean its fake.

On Aten

If you can read this we surrender cos a club is superior compared to us.

At least we look big and scary.

I dont hurt you, you dont hurt me ...... please.

Old outdated underestimated ..... shoot me.

SG Rahu:

Firecracker class II.

[Sarafan]

On Lucifer:

The Varsuda Prime terraforming project.

Good one  , on a Zeus:

Real bomber pilots dont need shields... or armor.... or payload.... or guns.

[Grizzly]

On the Iceni:
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.

[Snail]

JAD reference...

[Dark Hunter]

"He sings pretty well for a dead guy!"  

Moloch:

Even as we dont use the fighterbay, this doesnt mean its fake.

I've seen that fighterbay used...

[Sarafan]

I've seen that fighterbay used...

Where?

[Dark Hunter]

I think it was Technological Superiority (a user-made campaign).

[JGZinv]

Free BBQ

On the road again....

Dead pilots made fresh daily.

RENT THIS SPACE

You were expecting something witty?

P/N 3263827

Difference is, I'm getting paid to kill you.

Your remains - paper or plastic?

AA-23

Would you like fries and a coke with that?

For Sale By Owner

THX1138

Can your shields feel that? Good...

Will trade kidney for decent ship.

LOOK >< HERE
 
Over 99 trillion served, and counting...

You're leaking, might want to fix that.

Air's not important, much.

Duct tape, lot's and lot's of duct tape.

J-E-L-L-O

I came... for the SPICE!

Peace in Space, Good Will toward Roids.

There can only be one.

Why are you reading this?