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Offline Grey Wolf

 
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On board Sathanas 13, orbiting the Capella sun.

Shivan 1; "Hey, where's Steve?"
Shivan 2; "Dunno.  Why?"
Shivan 1; "Well, he was on that cruiser, right?"
Shivan 2; "Yeah"
Shivan 1; "And he said blow up the sun if he gets hurt?"
Shivan 2; "Yup.  Cool, eh? Where is he, anyway?"
Shivan 1; "He's disabled"
Shivan 2; "Godd as dead then, eh?  might as well blow up that there star, then."
Shivan 1; "Can't."
Shivan 2; "Why?  He's not going to get here?"
Shivan 1; "Yeaaaahhhhh....."
Shivan 2; "So?"
Shivan 1; "I don't know where the button is"
Shivan 2; "****** .  Sod it then, let's go and get a pint with that funny pink man we picked up in the nebula."
Shivan 1; "Fair enuff.  Your round though."
Shivan 2; "What, for 896,000 drones?  That'll be likely....."
Meanwhile, aboard the GTD Aquitaine....
Lt. Cmdr. Grey Wolf (a.k.a. Alpha 1): Sir, what is your analysis of my squadron's mission?
Admrl. Petrarch: No debriefing for mission "Apocalypse".
GW: What was that sir?
Petrarch: No debriefing for mission "Apocalypse".
GW: What are you on, Admiral?
Petrarch: No debriefing for mission "Apocalypse".
GW: Alpha 2, get over here and take Petrarch to the infirmary.
Alpha 2: There's a bogie on your tail, pilot!
GW: WTF?
Alpha 2: AAAAAAHH! (runs into a wall)
GW: (heads to barracks and looks under bed) Damn! They've gotten into my supply of Bosh Beer again...
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

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Nice ones you two!

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Offline Black Sheep

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You saved Capella!


I laugh every time I read this   [/B]


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Supposed to? You mean it didn't? And GTVA Command has knwn about this all along? So it must be a conspiracy? And because the Shivans will come there will be headz? So Vasudans will be happy? So an alliance with the Shivans would be good? So that...    

Well would you want it sealed off while your still in Capella? the Bastion already took out the other node.



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Offline Grey Wolf

Just saw the addition to my title.  
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Now, what do all the Capellans have to say?
(Toy Story voice) "You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."  
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Offline Grey Wolf

 
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Now, what do all the Capellans have to say?
(Toy Story voice) "You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."  
"Except for the fact the Shivans will kill us all."

You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Alikchi

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Alpha 1, Lt. Cmdr Grey Wolf, shall save them, along with Collosuses 2-900!
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Offline Grey Wolf

 
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Collosuses 2-900!
? ?
What is this?
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Offline CP5670

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uh...Colossus -898?

 

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I think he means Colossus 2, Colossus 3, ..., Colossus 899 and Colossus 900.

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Offline WMCoolmon

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That many?? (Since I have it on the clipboard...)    Fine, I'll add something constructive  ...could that many Colossuses defeath 100+Sathanii?  

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Nope. 100 Sathani will collapse the local star and then jump out leaving everyone else stranded.  

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Sandwich i can`t get to your site help me!

That previous link to the CapShip Turret Upgrade is fixed, but here's another one for your convenience: http://www.geocities.com/sandvich/    

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That previos link to the CapShip Turret Upgrade is fixed, but here's another one for your convenience: http://www.goecities.com/sandvich/    


That URL doesn't eem to exist anymore, Sandwich.

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Offline Stryke 9

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Nah, I think this proves my theory that the Sathani are Shivan trailer homes. See, they really just wanted to make friends with the Terrans this whole time, but due to an unfortunate culture gap and some preliminary spy reports collected durign the Terran-Vasudan war, the Shivans figured our primary method of communication involved focusing high-density plasma charges into each other. Thus, Lucifer scout fleet showed up and transmitted the message "We come in peace", wiping out all nearby. Hurt and confused at the Terrans' and Vasudans' panicked flight, they followed the GTA fleet to Vasuda Prime. Knowing an important populated planet when they saw one, what subsequently ensued was the equivalent of thousands of years of Shivan history, science, and literature broken up into several easy-to-understand blasts... Thirty years later, the Shivans spot Terrans in their nebula. Curious as to what happened to their peace delegation, they accost the first fleet they see and bombard them with questions. The Terrans return fire, and, overjoyed that contact has finally been made, the Shivans mobilize their colony ships, ordering them to set up a permanent base around the nearest Terran star where Shivans and Terrans (and Vasudans, who the Shivans assumed were just more Terrans) could trade, communicate, and live in harmony. Up to the death of the Colossus, the Shivans maintained their good intentions, though they had to admit that maintaining good relations with the Terrans seemed to be getting an awful lot of them killed. It was only when the Terrans sealed off the first Capella jump node that the Shivans guessed that something was amiss. Slowly the idea formed that maybe we WEREN'T friendly, after all. Hurt by this possible breach of trust, the Shivans sent out one last delegate, headed on what they last knew as a route to the Sol system and the capitol of Terran government, housed in a Cain class executive transport. When diplomatic talks opened up prematurely and destroyed the Cain and the diplomat before a meeting, let alone consensus, could be achieved. Shocked and disgusted by the treachery of the Terrans, the Sathanas fleet blew up the Capella star in the universal signal for "farewell", which they hoped would eventually reach the remaining Terrans in other systems, and returned home, never to be seen by Terrans again.

 

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Nah, I think this proves my theory that the Sathani are Shivan trailer homes. See, they really just wanted to make friends with the Terrans this whole time, but due to an unfortunate culture gap and some preliminary spy reports collected durign the Terran-Vasudan war, the Shivans figured our primary method of communication involved focusing high-density plasma charges into each other. Thus, Lucifer scout fleet showed up and transmitted the message "We come in peace", wiping out all nearby. Hurt and confused at the Terrans' and Vasudans' panicked flight, they followed the GTA fleet to Vasuda Prime. Knowing an important populated planet when they saw one, what subsequently ensued was the equivalent of thousands of years of Shivan history, science, and literature broken up into several easy-to-understand blasts... Thirty years later, the Shivans spot Terrans in their nebula. Curious as to what happened to their peace delegation, they accost the first fleet they see and bombard them with questions. The Terrans return fire, and, overjoyed that contact has finally been made, the Shivans mobilize their colony ships, ordering them to set up a permanent base around the nearest Terran star where Shivans and Terrans (and Vasudans, who the Shivans assumed were just more Terrans) could trade, communicate, and live in harmony. Up to the death of the Colossus, the Shivans maintained their good intentions, though they had to admit that maintaining good relations with the Terrans seemed to be getting an awful lot of them killed. It was only when the Terrans sealed off the first Capella jump node that the Shivans guessed that something was amiss. Slowly the idea formed that maybe we WEREN'T friendly, after all. Hurt by this possible breach of trust, the Shivans sent out one last delegate, headed on what they last knew as a route to the Sol system and the capitol of Terran government, housed in a Cain class executive transport. When diplomatic talks opened up prematurely and destroyed the Cain and the diplomat before a meeting, let alone consensus, could be achieved. Shocked and disgusted by the treachery of the Terrans, the Sathanas fleet blew up the Capella star in the universal signal for "farewell", which they hoped would eventually reach the remaining Terrans in other systems, and returned home, never to be seen by Terrans again.

I... have... no words...



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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
Nah, I think this proves my theory that the Sathani are Shivan trailer homes. See, they really just wanted to make friends with the Terrans this whole time, but due to an unfortunate culture gap and some preliminary spy reports collected durign the Terran-Vasudan war, the Shivans figured our primary method of communication involved focusing high-density plasma charges into each other. Thus, Lucifer scout fleet showed up and transmitted the message "We come in peace", wiping out all nearby. Hurt and confused at the Terrans' and Vasudans' panicked flight, they followed the GTA fleet to Vasuda Prime. Knowing an important populated planet when they saw one, what subsequently ensued was the equivalent of thousands of years of Shivan history, science, and literature broken up into several easy-to-understand blasts... Thirty years later, the Shivans spot Terrans in their nebula. Curious as to what happened to their peace delegation, they accost the first fleet they see and bombard them with questions. The Terrans return fire, and, overjoyed that contact has finally been made, the Shivans mobilize their colony ships, ordering them to set up a permanent base around the nearest Terran star where Shivans and Terrans (and Vasudans, who the Shivans assumed were just more Terrans) could trade, communicate, and live in harmony. Up to the death of the Colossus, the Shivans maintained their good intentions, though they had to admit that maintaining good relations with the Terrans seemed to be getting an awful lot of them killed. It was only when the Terrans sealed off the first Capella jump node that the Shivans guessed that something was amiss. Slowly the idea formed that maybe we WEREN'T friendly, after all. Hurt by this possible breach of trust, the Shivans sent out one last delegate, headed on what they last knew as a route to the Sol system and the capitol of Terran government, housed in a Cain class executive transport. When diplomatic talks opened up prematurely and destroyed the Cain and the diplomat before a meeting, let alone consensus, could be achieved. Shocked and disgusted by the treachery of the Terrans, the Sathanas fleet blew up the Capella star in the universal signal for "farewell", which they hoped would eventually reach the remaining Terrans in other systems, and returned home, never to be seen by Terrans again.

Oh... my... god...      

Now really, once i saw a show on tv kinda like this! Some aliens came in peace, but while trying to communicate with us, they hit some satellites with a superheated laser that transmitted to earth their transmission, but humans couldn't understand it! Moscow and Washington, thinking they were hostile, fired lots of nukes! They destroyed some of the alien ships, and they aliens fired their energy weapons. Right before they were destroyed, the aliens fired a weaker laser, which reported a transmission in english, saying that they were peaceful. Too late, though, the alien energy weapons had already been fired, destroying Washington and Moscow...


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