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Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4920 on: July 06, 2009, 06:05:22 pm
Explodes cars with her finger alone!!
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4921 on: July 06, 2009, 06:32:53 pm
 :confused:

What did you do to make it explode?
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4922 on: July 06, 2009, 06:58:05 pm
Quote from: iamzack on July 06, 2009, 04:04:14 pm
I accidentally my finger in a car door.

It exploded.
The finger or the door?
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4923 on: July 06, 2009, 07:04:18 pm
My fingertip.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4924 on: July 06, 2009, 07:05:41 pm
Gotcha.

Beer and känkky is a winning combination.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4925 on: July 06, 2009, 07:06:18 pm
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Rick James

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4926 on: July 06, 2009, 07:12:43 pm

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4927 on: July 06, 2009, 07:15:32 pm
Hot piss!
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4928 on: July 06, 2009, 07:16:59 pm
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4929 on: July 06, 2009, 07:17:15 pm
****! the default ship was supposed to be a perseus, i guess i changed it.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline GTSVA

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4930 on: July 06, 2009, 07:26:38 pm
What's up?

Freespace: Amit
Forums: GTSVA        
High Scores: Natroz
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4931 on: July 06, 2009, 07:43:31 pm
Obviously, he chose the Serapis for its low wing-loading.

(Yes, I know that's a bad choice for a thin atmosphere...)
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline esarai

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4932 on: July 06, 2009, 07:45:09 pm
Nuke, how the frick did you pull off the atmospheric mission?  That's f**king awesome.

On a different note, Esarai was listening to a compilation of the Blue Planet "Second Reality" tracks, and was in an airplane.
Right as the normal section finished and the battle phase started, the entire plane shook quite impressively.  The choreography of the moment could not have been smoother.
<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
<Nuclear>   with a sword rack for his fully-automatic daggers

Esarai: hey gaiz, what's a good improvised, final attack for a ship fighting to buy others time to escape to use?
RangerKarl|AtWork: stick your penis in the warp core
DarthGeek: no don't do that
amki: don't EVER do that
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4933 on: July 06, 2009, 07:59:41 pm
scripting,scripting, removing combat, and breaking collision detection, and the 6th level of detail of my terrain model wip
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4934 on: July 06, 2009, 08:09:24 pm
Quote from: esarai on July 06, 2009, 07:45:09 pm
Nuke, how the frick did you pull off the atmospheric mission?  That's f**king awesome.

On a different note, Esarai was listening to a compilation of the Blue Planet "Second Reality" tracks, and was in an airplane.
Right as the normal section finished and the battle phase started, the entire plane shook quite impressively.  The choreography of the moment could not have been smoother.
Must've been Razorback.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4935 on: July 06, 2009, 08:13:16 pm
Looking at the velocity of the Serapis, why does the speed suddenly ramp up into the triple digits when the pilot lets off the throttle?  It's a little blurry, but it looked like that was what was happening.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4936 on: July 06, 2009, 08:13:53 pm
He's in a modified one, or on glide.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4937 on: July 06, 2009, 09:30:14 pm
thats called gravity :D
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4938 on: July 06, 2009, 09:30:51 pm
Cool.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Whatever happens in your life III: The Search for Spock
Reply #4939 on: July 06, 2009, 09:33:26 pm
?  So why does gravity magically disappear when he puts out about as much thrust as farting out the back of his fighter?
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