[Colonol Dekker]

Umm . . . . .
 
The Obi-wan?

[Nuclear1]

Shawn Johnson became legal today.

If you don't know who that is, I pity you.

[Rick James]

Shawn Johnson became legal today.

If you don't know who that is, I pity you.

It is nice not to feel so Nabokovian anymore.

[Dilmah G]

They're like the godparents of BP.

So where does that place Darius?

The mother, of course. 

[Nuclear1]

Shawn Johnson became legal today.

If you don't know who that is, I pity you.

It is nice not to feel so Nabokovian anymore.

[Nuke]

im watching the political threads for an excuse to lock something so i can feel important.

[blackhole]

I hate everything that exists.

[Colonol Dekker]

What have you got against,
Me,
Puppies,
Kittens,
Ice cream,
Buddy comedy films,
Hot air balloons,
Theme parks,
Sexy women,
Penguins,
And. . . . . Pie?
 
 
They all exist.

[Bob-san]

What have you got against,
Me, You're a fat asshole who loves to lock threads simply so you can feel better about yourself.
Puppies, Sharp teeth.
Kittens, Hissssssss!
Ice cream, Freezy-headaches.
Buddy comedy films, Clichés and clichéd jokes about clichés.
Hot air balloons, They take longer to inflate than your grandpa!
Theme parks, The lines for the good rides are longer than the lines for your mother!
Sexy women, HIV.
Penguins, Arrogant rich bastards! The nerve of them! Wearing a tuxedo to a BBQ-slash-pool party??
And. . . . . Pie? Artificial sweeteners.
 
 
They all exist.

Disclaimer; I don't know if Colonol Dekker is or is not a fat asshole who locks threads to feel better about himself. That part, at least, is a joke.
 
 
 
i also lick seagulls
 

[Dilmah G]

I hate everything that exists.

Why do you have to be such a bloody emo, mate?

[Colonol Dekker]

i'm not fat. . .
 
 
Good response though. Genuine chuckle time.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I fell down for the first time in three years. It felt unusually good, though, even though my knees are hurting like mad now.

[Dilmah G]

* Dilmah abandons any attempt to understand Androgeos.

In other news, I'm blasting this through my speakers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etl9kkIGaHo

Yes, I do feel quite black. 

[Nuke]

i'm not fat. . .
 
 
Good response though. Genuine chuckle time.

of course, because im the fat (but in a badass redneck sorta way) asshole who locks threads so he can feel better

[FireSpawn]

Heeey! There is NO line for our mum....uh nasty person you!

* FireSpawn is smug with his witty response*

Oh and Dekker you should have picked up on that. You're slacking, failure will not be tolerated. 

[Colonol Dekker]

I've got no excuse for that slip.
 
But I possess the power to make him say he likes licking seagulls so i'm not worried

[FireSpawn]

* FireSpawn lols at the might of a moderator who has been called fat and whose mum has been insulted

[blackhole]

I hate everything that exists.

Why do you have to be such a bloody emo, mate?

Because my brain is broken.

[Bob-san]

I hate everything that exists.

Why do you have to be such a bloody emo, mate?

Because my brain is broken.

So is mine. I guess that's what happens when you don't get even an hour of real sleep for 4 days in a row. In other news, THIS WEEK SUCKS ASS! First, my entire dorm hall has a tiny problem with a certain sort of small fat brown rodents. They tunneled out around the kickboard heating elements. I spotted the first one about 4 days ago when I was playing L4D2 and me being a paranoid insomniac. So the last few nights have been crap; I know for a fact that there are rats running around and they decide that they like my room at night. That being said, you KNOW you have a rat problem when you hiss, everything goes quiet, and then starts moving about thirty seconds later. Especially when you preform the same experiment and the same results occur. Either that or I'm just really unlucky. Either way, I've had a crappy week.

[Thaeris]

Good grief, Bob-san! Where do you attend university? That's terrible!

The worst thing my comrades and I ever found in a residence hall was a scorpion... Given that it was a small one (and imaginably quite toxic) and was thus probably easily able to get indoors... as well as the fact that I was attending school in Arizona at the time, it's permissable. But rats wandering about you room? That's just shoddy...