[Nuke]

Problem is Dilmah that a lot of the ones who came to my mind are not actually Chavs, but seem to be under the misapprehension that posessing a set of functioning mammary glands and ovaries acts as a kind of "Get out of work free" card. I'm not saying that all women I meet are like this, indeed, the majority of the girls I know are hard working, intelligent and independent (My girlfriend is one of the greatest examples of this I can think of), but there is a sizeable minority here in the UK who are as Firespawn and I have pointed out, and I expect that it's the same elsewhere.

the whole reason i even exist is because some whore decided to exploit the system, pop out children with no purpose other than to get on welfare. shes done that her entire life, welfare while she had kids and disability later on.  these people should be identified and executed on the spot.

[z64555]

In a world with more than one Nuke... 

[SpardaSon21]

In a world with more than one Nuke, they kill each other over who gets to be world dictator.

[deathfun]

Three wonderful things

Making someone go "Awww, you're so sweet" twice today
Ordering two dessert to concoct what I have dubbed "The Mountain" (Mexi Cake and The Cookie) making one of the hostesses jealous of my ingenuity
And a pun which involved a server holding two water jugs. My comment? "Some nice jugs you got there" ending with her going "OMIGOD ANDREW"

Good times

Also, eighth ****ing day in a row I've been working. In a dishpit

[Nuke]

In a world with more than one Nuke, they kill each other over who gets to be world dictator.

the world dictator thing is just a smokescreen to give me time to launch a supprose attack against our own people. with two uf us, we just need another cold war and could sidestep most of the other crap i would otherwise have to do.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

And no Andro, I haven't. Though I just took a look, care to explain, even if only for my benefit?

A person can be cool.
People are walking bags of dicks.

Scotty more or less got it.

If you think you can rely on the rest of your kind to help you when you really, really need it, you're lying to yourself. Ironically, one person can do the same thing that a hundred others cannot. These individuals are not difficult to spot if you look closely, and if you can trust yourself to do anything, you are one of them.

[Scotty]

Okay, seriously.  What has to happen to get threads into the Classics section?  I can think of at least three threads off the top of my head right now that deserve to be there.

[NGTM-1R]

Okay, seriously.  What has to happen to get threads into the Classics section?  I can think of at least three threads off the top of my head right now that deserve to be there.

We have to kill Goober.

Then you must bring his heart to the mountain of fire, deep within the lands of the WCSaga fork, and cast it into the Cracks of BWO Used To Live Here.

[karajorma]

Okay, seriously.  What has to happen to get threads into the Classics section?  I can think of at least three threads off the top of my head right now that deserve to be there.

Such as?

[Scotty]

Teleportation threadnought.
Battuta becomes planet Alpha Centauri game.
HLPX-COM.

[z64555]

And a pun which involved a server holding two water jugs. My comment? "Some nice jugs you got there" ending with her going "OMIGOD ANDREW"

I think that's one of the best pickup lines for servers. 

[qazwsx]

And a pun which involved a server holding two water jugs. My comment? "Some nice jugs you got there" ending with her going "OMIGOD ANDREW"

I think that's one of the best pickup lines for servers. 

It took me too long to realise that comment was about a waitress and not a peice of hardware :\

[Dilmah G]

^I know that feel. Almost took me a full minute. 

[X3N0-Life-Form]

And a pun which involved a server holding two water jugs. My comment? "Some nice jugs you got there" ending with her going "OMIGOD ANDREW"

I think that's one of the best pickup lines for servers. 

It took me too long to realise that comment was about a waitress and not a peice of hardware :\

Same here :/

[MP-Ryan]

You three all need to get out more.

[Dilmah G]

Oh, I really do. There's this nice/smart girl in my communications workshop at uni who I somehow developed a thing for, after only talking once for a whole lesson. And that was like, two months ago. I'll see her tomorrow at my last exam, political science, but I most likely won't be able to speak to her. I need to get out more and avoid these situations.

I'm an idiot for missing the 12 hour facebook window.

[Klaustrophobia]

the what? 

[z64555]

Oh, I really do. There's this nice/smart girl in my communications workshop at uni who I somehow developed a thing for, after only talking once for a whole lesson. And that was like, two months ago. I'll see her tomorrow at my last exam, political science, but I most likely won't be able to speak to her. I need to get out more and avoid these situations.

I'm an idiot for missing the 12 hour facebook window.

Just get your arse over to her and ask her out already.

[deathfun]

And a pun which involved a server holding two water jugs. My comment? "Some nice jugs you got there" ending with her going "OMIGOD ANDREW"

I think that's one of the best pickup lines for servers. 

It took me too long to realise that comment was about a waitress and not a peice of hardware :\

Same here :/

Now all I'm thinking about is a water cooled server room...

[z64555]

well, so much for that idea