so im 31 today, i got 5 6packs of guinness black lager (2 of which got finished last night), a 1.75 liter bottle of jose cuervo gold tequila. a dremel drillpress, and a little time rc car, and $20 cash.
I still haven't received anything of consequence for my birthday, which was now over three weeks ago. Granted, I never gave any ideas and kind of said that I didn't want anything, so I only have myself to blame. 
the irony is that i asked for whores, dope, and plutonium. instead i get booze, toys, and tools. maybe something gets lost in the translation somewhere.
anyway birthday over. im a little drunk (not as much as last night though) and getting ready for a hunting trip. im also quite exausted. everyone was more excited about my birthday than i was. early this morning they were yelling and screaming at eachother to get ready to go to the pool. but because of all the noise i was completely unable to sleep. so i told everyone to go without me. i got up a little later and wanted to take a shower, but everyone used all the towels, so i had to do some laundry (which i needed for my hunting trip anyway). since i had some time to burn before my shower i cleaned all the dishes that i didnt used, and picked up after my excessively messy family. i had some time to put my drill press together as well. then i hopped in the shower, and by the time i got out pizza had arrived. i hadn't even got a chance to eat before they trashed the place and dirtied all the dishes again. then we had cake. my sister made this massive abomination of a chocolate cake with with chocolate frosting, chocolate chips and extra chocolate. while the cake was good it was also way bigger than we needed. especially considering both my mom and my sister are on a diet, and the kids went to bed early. so out of this massive 20 pound cake, only the slightest sliver got eaten. i then tried to explain to my sister what the word modest means. we played some starcraft, and we watched a couple episodes of game of thrones. everyone got to bed and i cleaned house again so i wouldn't have to do it in the morning (il probibly have to clean house tomorrow). im glad i get to go take my frustrations out by slaughtering helpless animals in the not too distant future.
now that its the 6th we can celebrate the bombing of hiroshima and the birth of america as a nuclear power. yay!
*has cake*