[An4ximandros]

Do you want to be cremated or launched into the Sun once you die from intoxication? Don't go to bed lying face down, a family member died when he drowned in his puke while asleep.

[AtomicClucker]

I prefer being catapulted into the sun, that way my remaining atoms will be fused with Sol in an illustrious union of man and fusion love.

To make matters worse, we'd been covering in Modern Art History a brief, and hilarious segment about Nazi and Soviet propaganda and talking about propaganda. It makes things worse when two separate subjects inconveniently meet.

Currently at ten shots.

Hell, i'm not into porn, but I may get a porn flick or two to scrub my brain of this book.

Edit: Yes, typing while intoxicated and writing a mean spirited editorial is huuuurd!

[Lorric]

Never heard of a book having that kind of effect before. But then I suppose normally you wouldn't be forced to read one. When I was at school we had books imposed upon us from time to time, but they were normally just a grind to get through. Reading an uninteresting story. Nothing to worm it's way under your skin though.

[TwentyPercentCooler]

You might say he's...



...going critical.

Prompt supercritical.

Thank you.

[AtomicClucker]

Learning to trust the process was actually decoupling oneself from subject matter and to an extent, enter a meditative state while doing artwork. I now highly recommend it to both non-artists and artists alike.

But when you start dealing with a physcalist twerp who has the philosophical credentials of a 99 cent whore trying to write a children's book, that's where you draw a line between: douche and douchebag. Scientific explanations of events make sense, but it gets condescending afterwards when Dawkin's thinks he can pull a 180 and try to sound like a French revolutionary caught between a guillotine and a potential revolution to spread.

Just another minor note: Egg Nog with burning! Hell yeah!

Edit: Well, I know the alcohol is hitting home!

[deathfun]

Those damned lemon stealing whores!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4

Embed doesn't want to work. Strange
Either way, I came across that and thought it was worth sharing because it's hilarious

[An4ximandros]

The clear response to that vid is: ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON, NO TRIAL!

[Nuke]

deciding if i should save a 6-pack of beer for tomorrow or drink it all tonight. ive had 8 of them so far i think.

[Hobbie]

You've had eight beers out of a six pack?

Legendary.

In other news, after waiting over a month I got internet today. Huzzah.

[Nuke]

who saidid i only had one siux packx? yea i decided to dring ALL the beers. i feel pretty good about stuffs. like nuclear apokalypsez kindsz of stuffs,

[Colonol Dekker]

CS6 is teh best.

[Nakura]

I'm off work the next three/four days and I only have plans on two of them. Well, this is going to be a slow week.

[FireSpawn]

Third day at work proper, and already a small dislike of the manager is forming. After finishing all my work for the day five minutes before the end of my shift and logging out, the guy ups and tells me that in the future I should sit like a dick in the breeze until 17:00 exactly before even beginning to log out and get my **** together.

The funny thing is that he's not even my manager! I'm working for the sister company of the one that he works for and all the people that I have to answer to, live in Manchester and Wolverhampton. And the funny thing is that my line manager AND MD told me last week that as long as we get enough work done, myself and the girl that works with me can leave up to an hour before we're contracted to, so long as we don't take the piss.

It's a small thing, and my boss did ask me to try and build more bridges between our companies, but it's bugged me that he might start trying to treat me like one of his subordinates.


In other news, my quite hot female co-apprentice told me how much she loves freaky, flat out tell me that she's straight and describe how she knows this, and had the other people in the office make bets on whether I'll get beaten to death or married to aforementioned co-apprentice and how long it'll take.

So all in all, it's been a good day with a single sour note at the end that jarred the me out of my groove.

[Lorric]

Third day at work proper, and already a small dislike of the manager is forming. After finishing all my work for the day five minutes before the end of my shift and logging out, the guy ups and tells me that in the future I should sit like a dick in the breeze until 17:00 exactly before even beginning to log out and get my **** together.

You're working towards going from being an apprentice to an employee, right? Okay, this was just 5mins, no problem, you wouldn't be able to, but if you end up finishing your work early, see if there's anything else you can do. Go the extra mile and make an impression. You only get one chance to make a first impression. Take it!

In other news, my quite hot female co-apprentice told me how much she loves freaky, flat out tell me that she's straight and describe how she knows this, and had the other people in the office make bets on whether I'll get beaten to death or married to aforementioned co-apprentice and how long it'll take.

So all in all, it's been a good day with a single sour note at the end that jarred the me out of my groove.

Strange girl. She sounds quirky.

I'm glad you're enjoying it overall, and this girl sounds like she's going to make your work more interesting... 

[Nuke]

guh, redneck beer hangover. since i finished all of it, things will return to normal, eventually.

Third day at work proper, and already a small dislike of the manager is forming. After finishing all my work for the day five minutes before the end of my shift and logging out, the guy ups and tells me that in the future I should sit like a dick in the breeze until 17:00 exactly before even beginning to log out and get my **** together.

The funny thing is that he's not even my manager! I'm working for the sister company of the one that he works for and all the people that I have to answer to, live in Manchester and Wolverhampton. And the funny thing is that my line manager AND MD told me last week that as long as we get enough work done, myself and the girl that works with me can leave up to an hour before we're contracted to, so long as we don't take the piss.

It's a small thing, and my boss did ask me to try and build more bridges between our companies, but it's bugged me that he might start trying to treat me like one of his subordinates.


In other news, my quite hot female co-apprentice told me how much she loves freaky, flat out tell me that she's straight and describe how she knows this, and had the other people in the office make bets on whether I'll get beaten to death or married to aforementioned co-apprentice and how long it'll take.

So all in all, it's been a good day with a single sour note at the end that jarred the me out of my groove.

i hate it when a manager for a company you dont work for thinks they can **** around in your buisness. reminds me of my bike building contract, the one where i never met my actual boss. store managers think that they can dictate your hours or how much work you do (i was on commission so fast builds were preferable for me, i could easily pull $40 an hour if i really wanted it) or whether or not you come into work stoned out of your mind. i broke every one of that prick's rules just to point out that he wasn't my boss. then walmart came and ruined everything.

[FireSpawn]

I'm glad you're enjoying it overall, and this girl sounds like she's going to make your work more interesting... 

Yes..."Interesting" is the word. I'm still deciding if I want to try and get with her or not. On one hand she's hot and quick witted. On the other hand; she's quick witted and works with me, a bad combo if things go south.

Also, my workload is decided for me and emailed from Manchester by my manager who has to juggle his workload while helping out two newbs, so it takes a while for the work to reach me. hell, I actually asked for more this morning, and it never turned up otherwise I'd have been busy right up until about 10 mins after my shift.

And as much as I'd love to emulate you in this regard, Nuke, I can't. I've been told by the Managing Directors of the company to do exactly not that :/

[Nuke]

the amusing thing is i wasnt fired. i ended up quitting. boss didnt want to get a contract with walmart on political grounds. they were undercutting the bike prices, and instead of matching it the store decided to reduce their bike inventory, which would mean less work for me. someone said i should go get a buisness license and find a lawyer to write me up a contract of my own, and go freelance, but i didnt like the job enough to do that. instead i handed the contract over to an older gentleman who smelled like a bum and told the managers that he will get the hang of it, eventually.

[Lorric]

I'm glad you're enjoying it overall, and this girl sounds like she's going to make your work more interesting... 

Yes..."Interesting" is the word. I'm still deciding if I want to try and get with her or not. On one hand she's hot and quick witted. On the other hand; she's quick witted and works with me, a bad combo if things go south.

Also, my workload is decided for me and emailed from Manchester by my manager who has to juggle his workload while helping out two newbs, so it takes a while for the work to reach me. hell, I actually asked for more this morning, and it never turned up otherwise I'd have been busy right up until about 10 mins after my shift.

I would just play it cool if you've only just met her. She isn't going anywhere. And anyway, she might just come for you, she sounds very forward...

Ah, well if you can actually talk to your real boss, if he sees you're keen and doing the stuff he wants you to do, you should be in a good place.

[deathfun]

a bad combo if things go south.

I never quite understood how things could go so inherently bad, that it'd affect being adult about it

Unless you killed a family member of hers
Or made her pregnant

I mean seriously, how hard is it to remain civil and talking after separation occurs?

Well, with the exception of off the wall crazy people

[MP-Ryan]

FireSpawn, in my experience, when there is mutual chemistry and apparently mutual interest, it is better to express that interest sooner [the worst she can say is she's not interested] than wait for some magical ideal moment.  Ideal moments don't happen in the real world.  If she's into you and you click together, things will go well.  If they don't, they don't.  That's life.  Take chances and make mistakes, this is a game with no checkpoints and no saves =)