[Fineus]

A ghostly voice echos through the void around the three assembled ships...

One billion bottles of Bosch on the wall... one billion bottles of Bosch...

Slowly the voice fades and silence reigns again.

[Corsair]

Good lord!
They're starting again!!!!!

[Crazy_Ivan80]

The Bosch Beeer finally got to their brains...

[Corsair]

And the spacecrack...Carl didn't guard it well enough.

[an0n]

Uh, no. That was me. I made some 'special' brownies and added a little something to the Bosch Beer.

[Corsair]

The broiled vasudans and steak that you made in the air vents?

[NeoHunter]

STEAK?!

[LtNarol]

The silence is once again broken as the LNCa Sillier enters the area.

Lt. Narol: Helm, where are we?

Ed: we came our of subspace somewhere, but i dont know where...

Lt. Narol: hmmm, that little ship with the blue spinning parts looks familiar, what do we have on it?

Ed: We dont know, its a little ship with blue spinning parts sir.

Lt. Narol: *sigh*, i knew i shoulda stocked up on some more Lieutenant Jnr Grades. O well, bring up the SillyBeamsTM , we'll silly them to death.  

Ed: Umm, sir?  You removed the main fusion reactors to make room for more spoo

Lt. Narol: i did? o ya, i did.  Scramble the 158th then, Silly Squadron can live up to its name.

Ed: Umm, sir?  You left the fighters behind to make more room for the Bosch beer.

Lt. Narol: o...damn, bring me another crate of Bosch beer then.

Ed: Umm, sir? The pilots finished the last crate half an hour ago.

Lt. Narol: NOOOOOOOO, NOT THE BEER!!!  Plot us a course back to Epsilon Pegasi, we're gonna pick up more beer from that Seven Eleven.

Ed: Umm, sir?  We cant jump.

Lt. Narol: Well why not?

Ed: You forgot to get more gas at that Seven Eleven.

Lt. Narol: O dear...

[Galemp]

OMG THIS THREAD IS SOOOO FUNNNY!!!!







or at least it would be if I could load the pictures.

[Shrike]

Originally posted by Corsair
Good lord!
They're starting again!!!!!

Hey, you, punk.  You want some of this?  I've got a CAM with your name on.  Tell ya what, today's special.  Two for the price of one.  Best deal ever, eh?

[LtNarol]

Lt. Narol: In that case, all speed ahead, we're gonna ram that ugly little ship with blue spinning parts.

Ed: We can't sir, we have a complete burnout.  All three engines are down.

Lt. Narol: What? How?

Ed: You dumped all the coolant back in Epsilon Pegasi, to make more room for the cookie doh.

Lt. Narol: What cookie doh? I didnt have any cookie doh brought aboard, o...THAT  cookie doh.

Ed: Right sir, we can muster enough power to bring online a Terran Turret#Weak.

Lt. Narol: We can? Do it, and open a channel to that little ship with the blue spinning thingy.

[NeoHunter]

Man, this is getting funny....more!!:D

[Fineus]

WIthout warning the GTAD Thunder exits subspace and skids to a halt across the bow of the Setekh


Admiral Avery: Oh damn, wrong timeline...Oh well - we'll stick around untill the Aquila gets back. Comm, open a channel to the Setekh - let's see what the hell's going on out here!

Comms: Aye sir, channel open....ah, I'm getting something through sir - faint... piping it through to you...

Headz.....heeaaaaadzzzz.....[/i]

Admiral Avery: Oh my god, it's him! Helm, move us to the far side of the Loose Cannon, hold us there till the Aquila arrives - and for gods sake don't accept boarding parties from the Setekh. She's after our headz...

Helm: Aye sir, moving us now. -Z 3500 meters, course 320 mark 134.  Executing.

The GTAD Thunder slides silently through the void to the far side of the Loose Cannon where she comes to a stop. Waiting the next move of the ships surrounding her or the return of the Aquila for assistance.

[CP5670]

WE ARE THE AWACZ HEADZ COLLECTORZ. YOU WILL SHUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS SYSTEMS AND SURRENDER YOUR HEADZ. WE WILL ADD THE INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS OF YOUR HEADZ TO OUR HEADZ BOX. YOUR HEADZ WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

[Setekh]

On board the GVA Setekh

Setekh: Hey, can we get that motto painted on our hull?
Vasudan #4: We would have to sacrifice Array space to fit it all.
Setekh: Ahhh, that's not acceptable. What's happening now?
Vasudan #5: TD Aquila on ... attack vector?
Setekh: That's impossible. The Aquila hasn't been created yet.
Vasudan #4: Incorrect, sir. The Aquila currently exists as a paper drawing. Observe the viewport.

*there's a gigantic piece of paper on the radar*

Setekh: I see...
Vasudan #5: Sir. If I might suggest?... *whispers*
Setekh: Great idea. Relay attack co-ordinates for the Aquila to the Loose Cannon. Tell them to use something less feeble than CREWS...

[Fineus]

Meanwhile on board the Thunder...

Sensor Officer: Sir, I'm picking up the Loose Cannon firing on empty space... I don't understand...

Science Officer: She's taking her fire orders from the Setekh, could it be sir...?

Admiral Avery: Interesting.... there seems to be an error in the sensor systems aboard the AWACs. Helm, we can make use of this time - the Apocalypse is out or range, the Loose Cannon fireing on empty space and the Setekh carries no weaponry of real value of her own. Bring us within firing distance...

Helm Officer: Aye sir, entering firing distance....Now!

Admiral Avery: Weapons, GOD cannon - open fire full bore, target her engines!

Weapons Officer: Yessir, all batteries! Fire!!

There is a rumbling through the space around the Thunder as energy collects around her main cannons, then lightning errupts with a banshee like wail across the space between the Thunder and the Setekh, tearing into her hull and reducing her engines to scrap metal.

Admiral Avery: Victory is ours! Helm, move us out or range of the Loose Cannon, we don't want to attract attention at this stage.

Helm Officer: As you wish, moving us out of range of the Loose Cannon.

The Thunder slides effortlessly across the void past the now-crippled AWACs and out of range of the Loose Cannons weaponry.

[wEvil]

Originally posted by Thunder
WIthout warning the GTAD Thunder exits subspace and skids to a halt across the bow of the Setekh

So those 'orrible brown marks were yours, eh?

[Setekh]

On board the GVA Setekh

Setekh: Argh! Work!

*kicks the engine*
*smoke starts emerging from the assembly*

Setekh: Ahhh, crap... Jeeves? A little help?
Jeeves: Yes, sir.. sorry, sir... I'm glad to see you again too, sir...
Setekh: Oh, that's right, you went on holiday. Lazy, lazy!... so, what are you waiting for? Going to get back to work?...
Jeeves: Yes, sir, sorry, sir.. I suppose you want the Arrays™ polished too, sir...
Setekh: Why, what a wonderful idea. Get to it.
Jeeves: Yes, sir, thank you, sir...

[wEvil]

Originally posted by Setekh
On board the GVA Setekh

Setekh: Argh! Work!

*kicks the engine*
*smoke starts emerging from the assembly*

Setekh: Ahhh, crap... Jeeves? A little help?
Jeeves: Yes, sir.. sorry, sir... I'm glad to see you again too, sir...
Setekh: Oh, that's right, you went on holiday. Lazy, lazy!... so, what are you waiting for? Going to get back to work?...
Jeeves: Yes, sir, sorry, sir.. I suppose you want the Arrays™ polished too, sir...
Setekh: Why, what a wonderful idea. Get to it.
Jeeves: Yes, sir, thank you, sir...

rubbin' up your arrays again.  

[Setekh]

Ahhh, peanuts... you just ruined what was going to be a blissful night of sleep, with that one comment...

I'll be tossing and turning with nightmares, now...