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Offline Martinus

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Reply #60 on: March 13, 2002, 01:58:11 pm
Yet again most people forget that the biggest world domination threat is us Irish, everybody loves us (except a large proportion of the British).

The only reason we haven't already taken the planet is because God forseen this and invented alcohol :nod:




On a more sobering issue (pun most definately intended) why you Americans voted for a dangerous, stupid physcopath as a leader is beyond me.
That isn't democracy, it's a game of who can fool the most people.
 

Offline JR2000Z

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Reply #61 on: March 13, 2002, 02:14:17 pm
There's actually 49 states. Rode Island is just a conspiracy.
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #62 on: March 14, 2002, 06:06:01 pm
48, Texas is still its own Republic....
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Reply #63 on: March 14, 2002, 06:09:51 pm
Texas is a subdivision of the New Mexico desert. Probably more like 40, actually- the South is still mainly part of the US by name only.:rolleyes:
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #64 on: March 14, 2002, 06:13:28 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Texas is a subdivision of the New Mexico desert. Probably more like 40, actually- the South is still mainly part of the US by name only.:rolleyes:


True, True...But part of Mexico?  I don't think so.  On the other hand, all these immagrant coming over the Rio Grande might be part of a Mexican Invasion force.  Hmmm maybe I need to make a theory on that too? :D
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #65 on: March 14, 2002, 06:14:50 pm
Not Mexico. New Mexico. I think Texas has a pretty well-defined Mexican border, looks like the Berlin Wall with extra snipers. And a horde of farmers waiting behind to get some birdshot in.
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #66 on: March 14, 2002, 10:49:27 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
Yet again most people forget that the biggest world domination threat is us Irish, everybody loves us (except a large proportion of the British).

The only reason we haven't already taken the planet is because God forseen this and invented alcohol :nod:
I may only be half Irish, but amen to that :nod:
BTW, I blame the Romans for the Irish not ruling the world. Ph34r the Celts, for we have better beer than you! And don't even mention the Germans, for only an unstable psychopath would drink warm beer.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #67 on: March 14, 2002, 11:04:34 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Ha, just you wait.  We're gonna take over the world.  Any day now.  Any day now......


Pfft!  We'll beat you back with budweiser. :p  That beer is so horrible you won't come near us. :D
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #68 on: March 14, 2002, 11:29:07 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Not Mexico. New Mexico. I think Texas has a pretty well-defined Mexican border, looks like the Berlin Wall with extra snipers. And a horde of farmers waiting behind to get some birdshot in.


Ah New Mexico yes.  Only difference when you go from New Mexico to Texas is the change to Mountian Time and a sign that says New Mexico on it.  Flat ugly place to go except the few mountains in the north and near Santa Fe.  

And on those farmers with bird shot?  Nah, they use mostly small brush guns like 30/30's and .243's .257's with the occasional .458 Holland and Holland for those fat bastards that are hard to bring down. ;)

Just dump'em over in the field till them up and use them as fertilizer.  Not like anybody gonna miss them.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

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Reply #69 on: March 15, 2002, 12:34:51 am
Perhaps there is NO AXIS OF EVIL AND OUR COUNTRY IS FALLING INTO PIECES BY PROPAGANDA WIELDING LOOSE CANNONS AND AN IGNORANT MASS WHO BELIEVES IN TELEVISION/INTERNET

 Or perhaps not...
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #70 on: March 15, 2002, 12:47:22 am
ummm...no.  We are controlled by the Canadians and there mind controlling jelly flavored donuts.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #71 on: March 15, 2002, 04:52:56 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
don't wory we'd never nuke the 51st state :D


:p :lol:
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #72 on: March 15, 2002, 09:15:20 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
don't wory we'd never nuke the 51st state :D


What are you smoking they control the government and make them do their dirty work!!!  It's a conspiracy I tell you!
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

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Reply #73 on: March 15, 2002, 09:21:11 am
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
ummm...no.  We are controlled by the Canadians and there mind controlling jelly flavored donuts.
Goood mind controlled zombie.  Extra donut for you.
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #74 on: March 15, 2002, 09:25:30 am
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!  Must not eat donut!  Must resist!  resist you FOOS!!!!!
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Dark_4ce

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Reply #75 on: March 15, 2002, 09:48:09 am
Well, hate to break it to you all but, it is  I who controls the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #76 on: March 15, 2002, 02:33:32 pm
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!  Must not eat donut!  Must resist!  resist you FOOS!!!!!


*douses CODEDOG ND in budweiser*

Its the best thing to rid you of their control!  Here, take a few crates and free your friends!  Just don't drink it yourself. :p
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #77 on: March 15, 2002, 06:07:41 pm
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Originally posted by MD-2389


*douses CODEDOG ND in budweiser*

Its the best thing to rid you of their control!  Here, take a few crates and free your friends!  Just don't drink it yourself. :p


Here ppl where this and speed down the highway!  Only the state troops can keep us safe now!
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

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Reply #78 on: March 15, 2002, 07:53:49 pm
get this topic back on track

Nuke em all and let Allah sort em out  !!1!!!
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #79 on: March 15, 2002, 10:38:42 pm
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Originally posted by Bobboau
get this topic back on track

Nuke em all and let Allah sort em out  !!1!!!


Actually the Marine T-shirt said "Kill'em all let God sort them out".  

But anyways....NUKE THOSE CANADIANS AND THEIR DONUTS!!!!   YOU CANT GET ME!!!! I TOO SMAWRT!!!#@!!!:D
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
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