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Offline Bobboau

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so that's what was causing global warming
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Pah. Everyone knows that global warming is caused by a lack of 17th-century style piracy.
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
it's all that buttsex. more friction than god intended.
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
KY for Great Justice.

 

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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
You gotta be kidding.
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
out of all that the line i love is

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Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
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I can't even take this seriously. Idiots are just way too fun to laugh at. This is seriously a new low.

 

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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
out of all that the line i love is

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Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Yeah, those damn homosexuals sure are HOT.
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
You did it, I lol'd and now everyone in the office is looking my way.
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Maybe we should change the name to Global Fah-laming!

 

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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
I don't have the vocabulary at hand to deliver a scathe-level suitable for this kind of stupidity - and that's saying something.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
I found this almost as funny.

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A court has ruled that women's nipples do not enjoy freedom of expression under the US Constitution.

 
Re: so that's what was causing global warming
The difference being that this is hilariously retarded, whereas that it a bit of a social issue.
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
I actually find this very plausible. It's well know that homosexuals go through a great many condoms due to the nature of their sexual experiences and the degree to which their communities are at risk for STIs. Since condom manufacture is environmentally unfriendly and the resulting waste is hard to dispose of, they doubtless have a considerable negative impact.

Furthermore, I think it's clear that the increased metereological activity associated with concentrations of homosexuals could change the climate, especially as lightning could start forest fires and the accompanying increased rainfall might raise sea levels.

 
Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Don't forget that Muslim cleric who said immodestly dressed women cause adultery which increases the chance of earthquakes.
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Don't forget that Muslim cleric who said immodestly dressed women cause adultery which increases the chance of earthquakes.

For real?
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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Don't forget that Muslim cleric who said immodestly dressed women cause adultery which increases the chance of earthquakes.

For real?


For real.

 

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Of course, how could I have not known the relation between promiscuity and earthquakes.
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Offline The E

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Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Yeah, all that  banging surely must have an effect.
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