You guys had it defined for you and everything. 'Homely' means 'plain' or 'ugly'.
IT DOES????
My mind was blown. That is totally not what I expected. Well, that's what I get for using a word before looking it up.
Well, in any case, I definitely don't think you're ugly. You're probably some sort of sexual stallion who lures women to his chamber every night. They never resist.
Homely can mean plain or unattractive, but it's hardly the first listed definition. If I were to think of "home", it'd be in my own design and thus, to my eye, would be attractive (in function and perhaps form).
And 'sexual intercourse' is hardly the first listed definition of 'screw'!
So do you have a sense of humor? Where is it? Did you leave it somewhere?
Except that, depending on the source, the order of definitions vary.
As for my sense of humor...
Here, I will try to help.
* General Battuta puts on HerraTohtori hat
Humor, you see, relies on the ambiguity of language. Unintended meanings, unforeseen consequences and ill-fated actions are all funny because they create surprise and tension that we resolve through laughter!
Isn't life wonderful?
If you get hung up on the order of the definitions then I must assume you have some sort of socioneural condition. It's like watching a Lonely Island classic and declaring that the song is about putting one's extraneous belongings into a box, because the first listed definition of 'junk' is not, after all, penis.