I may have made a tiny mistake in my SSP world.... I made a small melon farm and kept harvesting it. On the surface, that's not so terrible, except that melon, as compared to bread, is a ****ty source of food. Making health potions isn't that appealing either, as between my tree farm and mine, I've no trouble whatsoever making golden apples to aid in healing.
The only thing left to do with all this melon, then, is to craft the slices back into blocks. I put it to you, then: What the hell do I do with two-and-a-half (and counting) stacks of melon blocks?!