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Shivans vs Forerunners

Shivans
5 (19.2%)
Forerunners
0 (0%)
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14 (53.8%)
Snuffleupagus
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Offline NeonShivan

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Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
on: March 11, 2011, 11:16:59 am
The Shivan's badassery armada of chuck norris machines vs the Forerunner's badassery armada of chuck norris machines, who would win?





hmm.....lucifer < Those forerunner ships I know that ;)
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 11:17:37 am
no
 

Offline NeonShivan

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 11:19:07 am
I know it didnt Im trying to fix it lol
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Offline esarai

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 11:35:04 am
Shivans.  They can explode stars for the lols, are potentially a much more expansive entity, and as we know it are not biological, meaning the Forerunner's Halo weapons are useless.
<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
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Offline Topgun

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 11:36:13 am
The war war would be so epic the universe would end up dead.
 

Offline Ghostavo

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 11:36:56 am
Are these the same Forerunners who seem to be extinct? As opposed to the Shivans who most definitely aren't?
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #6 on: March 11, 2011, 11:37:01 am
What, they totally are biological.

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Their insect-like carapace does not appear original to the creature's physiology, suggesting the Shivans are a cybernetic fusion of biology and technology.

However this thread is literally retarded.
 

Offline esarai

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #7 on: March 11, 2011, 11:38:20 am
oops my bad. 

And I don't think these threads are meant to be taken seriously anymore.  I'd imagine this is more an exercise to see how high HLP can get its ridiculosity factor.
<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
<Nuclear>   with a sword rack for his fully-automatic daggers

Esarai: hey gaiz, what's a good improvised, final attack for a ship fighting to buy others time to escape to use?
RangerKarl|AtWork: stick your penis in the warp core
DarthGeek: no don't do that
amki: don't EVER do that
 

Offline Topgun

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #8 on: March 11, 2011, 11:43:39 am
snuffaluffagus
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #9 on: March 11, 2011, 11:52:16 am
This thread needs classing up.

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Offline NeonShivan

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #10 on: March 11, 2011, 11:52:22 am
What the hell is that  :banghead:
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Offline Rodo

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #11 on: March 11, 2011, 11:54:33 am
Quote from: Topgun on March 11, 2011, 11:43:39 am
snuffaluffagus

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Offline NeonShivan

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #12 on: March 11, 2011, 12:03:07 pm
In German even the most beautiful love letter sounds like an execution order -Mito

(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \ All the Single Ladies

( •_•)
\(  (>
  /  \ All the Single Ladies

(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \  Oh Oh Oh

Author of Dusk Wars - A modification for Freespace 2.
 

Offline Qent

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #13 on: March 11, 2011, 12:06:04 pm
Weren't the forerunners like... extinct or something?
 

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #14 on: March 11, 2011, 01:39:29 pm
I hit HLP admins cause topics like this tend to exceed their(and mods for that matter) retardedness threshold with alarming speed, I am predicting <24 hours before it gets locked followed by 2 or 3 other admins/mods jumping on the band wagon
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Offline Luis Dias

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #15 on: March 11, 2011, 02:28:32 pm
The gargant will win. Easy pick.
 

Offline Shivan Hunter

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #16 on: March 11, 2011, 05:43:41 pm
someone euthanize this thread, BTA has mutated into marcov
 

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Re: Shivans vs Forerunners, Who would win???
Reply #17 on: March 11, 2011, 07:37:39 pm
This is not Spacebattles.com
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