OK, so I got the model into blender 2.49 through the 3ds format (blender wouldn't import a dae from wings). I did hierarchy and got all the subobjects in the right place, and now I'm trying to correctly import to PCS.
Blender -> dae 1.3.1 -> PCS: PCS doesn't load anything from the model.
Blender -> dae 1.4 -> PCS: PCS crashes trying to load the model.
Blender -> dae -> Wings: whoops, wings doesn't import dae.
Blender -> 3ds -> Wings: Wings won't import anything from the 3ds.
Blender -> obj -> Wings: Wings won't import anything from the obj.
WTF. What else can I try?!!! Anyone who uses Blender, how do you get your models into POF?!
[EDIT] I know six of you have download the no-hierarchy model I put up. Has anyone done anything useful with it?
[EDITEDIT] **** YEAH *****ES IT'S IN PCS2
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