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Offline General Battuta

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HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
on: April 29, 2011, 12:01:44 pm
So I'm in my Human Subjects Lab running my Human Subjects with a few of my Human Subject Research Assistants and naturally I'm browsin' on Hard Light, kickin' around in gendisc with my brodawg L-Daz, doing some ****. Then I realize I better move up to the front computer, so I ditch that rig and peace out.

Now one of my highly talented Human Subjects Assistants sees my browser history and he's like 'god DAMN, battuta, is that hard light productions?'

And I'm all, 'fo sho.'

And he's all, '****, I love that place! You guys are heroes! FreeSpace, tres bien, long live the fighters!'

EVERYWHERE
 

Offline AndrewofDoom

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 12:06:25 pm
Only if I could say the same thing about my side of the world.  :(
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20:08:19   AndrewofDoom: Though I find it mildly disturbing that a loli is giggling to mass destruction.
20:10:01   Spoon: I find it mildly arrousing
20:10:07   AndrewofDoom: Woah
20:10:15   Spoon: sound like my kind of loli
20:10:21   Spoon: and im not even a lolicon
 

Offline The E

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 12:35:19 pm
So now we have to wonder who that dude is.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
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There must be changes, miss to feel strong
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Offline mjn.mixael

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 12:55:39 pm
It was me
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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 01:08:31 pm
HLP being everywhere is a bad thing, Battuta?
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 01:09:14 pm
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on April 29, 2011, 01:08:31 pm
HLP being everywhere is a bad thing, Battuta?
Yes. Becomes too mainstream.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Spoon

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 01:28:02 pm
Dayum Homie, that be some chill' stuff dawg!
Urutorahappī!!

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[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 01:33:01 pm
Groovy.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Shivan Hunter

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 02:47:08 pm
has he played bp and what does he think of it :D
 

Offline Snail

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #9 on: April 29, 2011, 03:12:34 pm
Who was he?
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #10 on: April 29, 2011, 03:14:45 pm
Not a forum member apparently.
 

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #11 on: April 29, 2011, 03:45:27 pm
Quote from: General Battuta on April 29, 2011, 12:01:44 pm
So I'm in my Human Subjects Lab running my Human Subjects with a few of my Human Subject Research Assistants and naturally I'm browsin' on Hard Light, kickin' around in gendisc with my brodawg L-Daz, doing some ****. Then I realize I better move up to the front computer, so I ditch that rig and peace out.
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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #12 on: April 29, 2011, 05:43:18 pm
well **** nigga i was yo humizzle subjizzle assistant.
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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #13 on: April 30, 2011, 11:28:06 pm
Quote from: Jeff Vader on April 29, 2011, 01:09:14 pm
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on April 29, 2011, 01:08:31 pm
HLP being everywhere is a bad thing, Battuta?
Yes. Becomes too mainstream.

We liked it before it was cool? *glasses*
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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #14 on: May 02, 2011, 02:19:18 am
Fo' szhizzle yo' rizzle. HLPis l33t.
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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #15 on: May 02, 2011, 07:06:09 am
He addressed you as "Battuta"? That doesn't seem your real name.
With the rapid increase of FS fan-made campaigns, we're giving the GTVA a harder time with more violence and genocide.

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Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9K9-Y1JBTE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtQanXDRAXM
Part 3/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBLKYt_oG0

Old (original) videos:
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ygskaoUtE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0uoPTksBlI
  

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #16 on: May 02, 2011, 07:10:04 am
Dude, can't you tell by the discourse that the way it's put is in an...er...exaggerated form?
 

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #17 on: May 02, 2011, 07:38:58 am
Quote from: Marcov on May 02, 2011, 07:06:09 am
He addressed you as "Battuta"? That doesn't seem your real name.

He wouldn't want any more helicopters to come, would he? :nervous:

But of course he has many namestutta.
 

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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #18 on: May 02, 2011, 08:45:06 am
Quote from: ssmit132 on May 02, 2011, 07:38:58 am
Quote from: Marcov on May 02, 2011, 07:06:09 am
He addressed you as "Battuta"? That doesn't seem your real name.

He wouldn't want any more helicopters to come, would he? :nervous:

But of course he has many namestutta.

You recon some of the strike team sent after osama got lost?
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Re: HARD LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE D:
Reply #19 on: May 02, 2011, 08:53:23 am
Err...well, some of the members here already know his probable real name, including me.
With the rapid increase of FS fan-made campaigns, we're giving the GTVA a harder time with more violence and genocide.

~FreeSpace: The Battle of Endor (voice dub)~
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9K9-Y1JBTE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtQanXDRAXM
Part 3/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBLKYt_oG0

Old (original) videos:
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ygskaoUtE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0uoPTksBlI
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