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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
*Ruffles feathers and cocks head to one side*

Such pitiful minions I have before me. But take solice in the fact that when you meet your inevitable, gruesome, painfull and overall entertaining deaths, I will have a free meal.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline LordMelvin

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
thog wonder, has thog actually hit anything ever?
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Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
how far from lvling up?

It sucks to be a slug.
Having 8 party members instead of the usual 5 really cuts into XP.

thog wonder, has thog actually hit anything ever?
No, Thog has a terrible track record for being able to score hits.  I can't rely on him for anything.

 

Offline Spoon

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
So who or what is my new familiar?
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
The party somehow makes it back to town without being eaten alive.







Luna challenged the alleged cheat to a game of dice, in an attempt to catch him in the act.







Ten gold pieces = 1 platinum piece.





Luna somehow manages to win 4 games out of five against the cheat, netting the party an additional thirty gold pieces to spend.  Although she didn’t manage to catch the cheat, this unexpected outcome is satisfactory as well.









I know!  I’ll get one of the clerics to cast a Cure Light Wounds spell!





Eh, wha, EIGHTY gold?  I was expecting somewhere around twenty…geez…guess I will go someplace else for healing.




Guess the party will just have to rest a bit instead.









Familiars get matched up with the personalities of the mages owning them.  Lester gets Nevermore.









What’s the difference between a ferret and a weasel, anyway?









As it turns out, a bit of rest works wonders.









A few healing spells later and some more rest, the party is good to go again.










 

Offline LordMelvin

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
thog wonder why you no price-check cure disease spell from cleric.
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Offline Rodo

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
mmm, feelin' better.

*stretches arms lazily
el hombre vicio...

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
*From within Lester's backpack Nevermore makes himself known*

What devilry is this! I am Baron Von Rumpletrump MVII, and I demand to be released from the stinking confinement at once! Hark, you filthy mortal. I shall soon escape from this place, and when I do, I shall visit calamity and destruction of levels before unseen! Your rotting corpse shall feed my young the screams of your anguished soul shall lull them to sleep. A pox on you. A POX I SAY!
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Rodo

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
*Rodd listens someone rant and turns

what is this! a raven that talks?

KILL IT!

*grabs a lit log from the fireplace and swings it.

WITH FIRE!!
el hombre vicio...

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
*Using his talons, Nevermore tears his way free of the backpack

FREEDOM! Mortals, you shall rue this day! Now dawns the era of bloo- *CAAAW*

*Gets cut off mid rant by the need to dodge a flaming log. In a desperate attempt to escape the burning blugeon, he swiftly swoops to the safest place he can see.....Down the cleavage of some ditzy looking wench and cowering there.*


SAVE ME FROM THAT MANIAC!
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Rodo

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
*looses Nevermore from sight and cannot find it

I can hear you beast, where you at!!
el hombre vicio...

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
Your defense is still automatically zero when attacked by a party member.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
* Scotty is smart enough to not speak up unless something warrants his opinion or interjection.

* Scotty is a very smart ferret indeed.

 
Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
You're boring.  Everyone knows lecherous ermines make the best most entertaining familiars.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
You're boring.  Everyone knows lecherous ermines make the best most entertaining familiars.

Don't make Yuuno Scrya come over there and teleport you somewhere more lethal.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Spoon

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
Dear Diary

Today we went back to town to patch up some of our wounded members. I don't even recall exactly how they all got wounded like that, it just happened!
Despite half our party being knocked out cold and being dragged along by our super ripped manly Slab, they urged me to play a game of dice with some stranger. Something about me having great luck. Well I don't know about that! Without really knowing the rules, I apparantly won some games. Maybe that stranger was really really bad at the game we were playing.
Well, time for some sleep.

Dear Diary Entry #2

I somehow seemed to have misplaced lizzy. I however found this new adoooorable ferret! I shall hug him, love him and call him Scotty. I wonder wh-

"KYAaaa~ w-w-w-w-what is this sudden feathery s-s-sensation between my breasts!?"
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
After a nice long rest and some bickering, our intrepid band of adventurers prepares to set out again.








The party does a bit of shopping.  Slab decides to carry the other dwarven weapon – the warhammer.  Elladan finds a massive two-handed maul, Rodd buys a morningstar, and Lester loans his quarterstaff to Lessiah.





More ale!





After selling off the crossbows, the party gets distracted by yet another sidequest.













Luna spaces out for a bit as she forgets what a spider is.





Now there are two possible locations for adventuring – the spider-infested grove, and the skeleton-infested meadows.




 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
* Scotty notes that after outfitting the party in such a manner, it would be a waste to not purge the meadow of filthy undead first.

 
Re: Let's Play: The Temple of Elemental Evil!
I say we purge the Emridy Meadows, find the corrupt Cleric's medallion, and then make use of his discounted services to get Cure Disease spells for Thog and I.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems