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Offline Fineus

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You religious people go on about how it's some holy act that has to be done under the holy veil of marriage.  Why?



Well Witches don't... your the one who said that if you wanted a taste of religion you should lick a witch, and you never said anything about marrige there!


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Ok, maybe I should qualify it with 'judeo-christian religious types' then......
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It is HLP policy to discuss sex, which is a positive, creative act, instead of war, which is a negative, destructive act.  Further violations will result in banning.  :p


Actually, they are both creative and zero, because destruction is a form of creation and they both involve both positively and negatively charged particles. :D

war >> sex :D

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You don't know? Poor little soul.

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:D :p


:p okay is this another of those common things that I should be knowing? :D

 

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It is HLP policy to discuss sex, which is a positive, creative act, instead of war, which is a negative, destructive act.  Further violations will result in banning.  :p


My Westland Apache is not negative, guns are cool but war is hell.
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war >> sex :D

Hmm, are you shifting the war variable sex bits to the right there or what? :D :p

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okay is this another of those common things that I should be knowing? :D

Yep, it is. And we won't tell you, so go do some research. :D
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Hmm, are you shifting the war variable sex bits to the right there or what? :D :p


Yep, it is. And we won't tell you, so go do some research. :D


He saying war is greater than sex, if your interpretation was mathematically weighted towards such lateral thinking, if such comtemplation was regarded with consideration applied with knowledge of social elements that could affect the direction his post was pointing.
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Offline CP5670

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Hmm, are you shifting the war variable sex bits to the right there or what? :D :p


">>" means relatively much greater than or equal to. :D


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Yep, it is. And we won't tell you, so go do some research. :D


argh, culture is a common word, so Google is not turning up anything... :p

 

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It's evident that sex > war, because is was > sex, there wouldn't be any people left on the planet. :p
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Yep, it is. And we won't tell you, so go do some research. :D
Mmm, fieldwork.  Or would that be bedwork?
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Offline CP5670

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Some say that the same is true of war, actually, which might be an integral part of an advancing civilization. :p

 

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">>" means relatively much greater than or equal to. :D

Nope, ">>" is the shift-right operator, f00!! :D

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argh, culture is a common word, so Google is not turning up anything... :p

Well, look harder!! :D
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Aint it a ****, i like *******  those.
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It's evident that sex > war, because if war > sex, there wouldn't be any people left on the planet. :p


LOL! 0wnage! Again! :D
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Whoa, did I really mess it up that much?  Should be obvious what I meant, but wow, typo....
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

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Whoa, did I really mess it up that much?  Should be obvious what I meant, but wow, typo....


Meh, fixed your text a bit so it's absolutely clear what it meant. ;)
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WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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ummm maybe b/c there are more bad things that can happen than good ones?

*Larry the Slut comes to the door*
You:  Yes?
Larry:  Here's your kid, now gimmie child support.
You:  Huh?  I want a DNA test!
Larry:  I''ll give u a DNA test!!!!!  
*beats the **** out of you*
Larry:  I told you that thing was leaky, especially after the fifth time!  Now pay up *****!

Bleh, sex without the comforts of steady pay and a stable household is bad.  Unless you can't have children, but then you got all these other "special gifts" wrapped that could hurt your "pp."  Not worth it, it's not all that special and holy, it's just you don't want to be some trash that has 6 kids and they are all bastards.  And don't give me that abortion crap.  Unless it's life threatening to the mother there should be no abortion, it is just a consquence you should have to live with.  Everything has some kind of consquence, a lot are good, but some are bad, and unless you like spending all your money on daipers and child support then it might be wise to hold off on what Captian Winky is telling you to do.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

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Bleh, sex without the comforts of steady pay and a stable household is bad.  Unless you can't have children, but then you got all these other "special gifts" wrapped that could hurt your "pp."  Not worth it, it's not all that special and holy, it's just you don't want to be some trash that has 6 kids and they are all bastards.  And don't give me that abortion crap.  Unless it's life threatening to the mother there should be no abortion, it is just a consquence you should have to live with.  Everything has some kind of consquence, a lot are good, but some are bad, and unless you like spending all your money on daipers and child support then it might be wise to hold off on what Captian Winky is telling you to do.


Points to dating/sex thread:
http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,8760.0.html
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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u ppl type to fast!
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
u ppl type to fast!


Lol, don't worry. The posts won't go anywhere. :)
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