Author Topic: Just another day at HLP...  (Read 27376 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Darkage

  • CRAZY RENDER RABBIT
  • 211
Just another day at HLP...
Quote
Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw


oh my goodness, thats funny...

ppl would have to see a pic of him to really see how funny it is, I could see him doing matrix moves in my mind, but that would defy the laws of physics :D



:lol:

Would indeed be funny to see, me in a urban outfit and a sword:D making matrix moves:D
[email protected]
Returned from the dead.

 

Offline StratComm

  • The POFressor
  • 212
  • Cameron Crazy
    • http://www.geocities.com/cek_83/index.html
Just another day at HLP...
This is really incredibly funny.  Now, without further ado,

...............must..........have........more..............

:bump:
This thread really needs a sticky.
who needs a signature? ;)
It's not much of an excuse for a website, but my stuff can be found here

"Holding the last thread on a page comes with an inherent danger, especially when you are edit-happy with your posts.  For you can easily continue editing in points without ever noticing that someone else could have refuted them." ~Me, on my posting behavior

Last edited by StratComm on 08-23-2027 at 08:34 PM

 

Offline Stryke 9

  • Village Person
    Reset count: 4
  • 211
Just another day at HLP...
Time for the HLP furries porn fan fiction!:D

  

Offline Blue Lion

  • Star Shatterer
  • 210
Just another day at HLP...
No dear god no!!!!

NOOO!!!!!


*gets out riot gear*

 

Offline Stryke 9

  • Village Person
    Reset count: 4
  • 211
Just another day at HLP...
With a Harry Potter crossover!!! [makes Blue Lion's brain explode]

[along with everyone else's but CP's]

You dirty...

 

Offline Unknown Target

  • Get off my lawn!
  • Global Moderator
  • 212
  • Push.Pull?
Just another day at HLP...
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!! :D Anyways, with a clean boot of Windows XP, and two hard drive cleanings, I'm typing the next part right now ;)

 

Offline an0n

  • Banned again
  • 211
  • Emo Hunter
    • http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/forum
Just another day at HLP...
w00t. This is definitely gonna be a cult classic. Right up there with TaS and the VBBQ.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
[email protected]!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline Unknown Target

  • Get off my lawn!
  • Global Moderator
  • 212
  • Push.Pull?
Just another day at HLP...
INT. Temporary Forum Control Room. Day.

Fade from black. We open to see numerous forum members rushing back and forth, carrying papers and shouting out reports. We pan around the room,
eventually stopping on the form of Windrunner, huddled over his workstation, giving directions to Corhellion and his crew. We continue to pan, and now stop on Delphinia, who is busy
recieving status updates. Suddenly, the door swings open behind her, and out steps Shrike. Delphinia hears the door open and whirls around in her chair. Shrike walks over to her, and leans over her sholder.


Shrike: Status update on the squads, Delphinia.

Delphinia: Sir, all squads have taken heavy casualties. Red, Blue, and Gold encountered some heavy resistance from some mechanoids, but I hear they handled it, albeit with an astounding amount of losses.

Shrike: And the newbies?

Delphinia: Still under fire, sir, but thanks to Windrunner's efforts...

She jerks a thumb behind her in Windrunner's direction

Del: Corhellion and his posse managed to get the automated defenses running in that sector, so the newbs shouldn't have any trouble holding the enemy back. But sir...

Shrike: (Nods) Yes?

Del: We got a report from Maeglamor. It seems that, during the fighting, he encountered a Alpha One. I was told you would know him...?

Shrike: (Suddenly goes into a daze, and moans out) Alpha One....?

Del: Yes sir. He also wanted me to tell you that he managed to eliminate him. However, he is also asking for additional forces.

Shrike whirls around. We cut to a table-top view of an especially large HLP Hammer of Justice lying on a console. Shrike's hand comes out of the side of the screen and picks it up. He continues walking, and we can eventually see his back as he is walking away.

Shrike: (Back still turned) Tell him Thunder, Griffon, and I are heading down there right now. We'll be there in about...

We cut to:

INT. Tech Sup Forum Control Room. Day.

We cut to see an arm with a watch on it, and we hear a voice. It's wEvil.

wEvil:...10 minutes.

We pan around so that we are up against the glass of the control room. wEvil, numerous subordinates, and Hemroid Frog Butt are all standing together and discussing.

wEvil: We'll have that long to fortify our inner and outer defenses. However, thanks to Alpha One getting himself killed, we'll have to use someone else as a host for the Interplay hive mind...

HFB raises a hand

wEvil: Yes, what is it?

HFB: Sire, wy dont we jst mind wipe one of the prisonrs and use one of thm?

wEvil: Excellent idea! But who should it be...?

He begins to pace, obviously in deep thought. Suddenly, he snaps upwards. He has obviously decided.

wEvil: Hemroid!

HFB: Yes, sire?

wEvil: Bring me...(we cut to a close-up of his eyes)...daveb.

We cut to black.

INT. Temporal Mechanics. Day.

We fade from black, to open up on a view of total decimation. Small fires can be heard crackling in the distance. Numerous bodies, both enemy and friendly, are lying scattered on the floor. Some members of the squad are gingerly walking through the mess, stooping down at random intervales to take something off of the dead bodies. We cut to a close-up
of this grim procession. Eventually, we realize that the objects are actually dog tags. We cut to a frontal view of Maeglamor. He walks up to Alpha_One's dead body and gives it a little kick. Thorn jogs up behind him. Maeglamor turns to talk to him. In the background, we see the entrance to the now closed admin tunnel.


Thorn: Hey, Maeglamor.

Maeg: Oh, hey Thorn. How much more time?

Thorn: (Glances down at his watch) Should be arriving any minute now. Something bugging you, man?

Maeg: Hm? Oh, it's nothing.

He gives Thorn a sheepish grin.

Thorn: Oh, please. I know you better than that. Seriously, what's up?

Maeg: Oh, I was just thinking.

Thorn: C'mon, about whaaaaaaaaaat????

Maeg: This Alpha and I were best buds in MODing school. He was actually nice back then.

He chuckles.

Maeg: Ahhh, yes, dreams, dreams, dreams. He dreamt of becoming a great MODer, and I dreamt of becoming a forum moderator. Sadly, only one of us achieved those dreams.

Suddenly, the admin tunnel slams open, and the pair turn to look. Out steps Shrike, Thunder, and Griffon. They are each decked out in black battle uniforms, and Thunder is replete with a flowing cape and lightsaber. Griffon is chewing a cigar, and has a mingun longer than he is, and Shrike has a HLP Hammer of Justice so big, it would frighten small children.
Thorn turns back to face Maeglamor. He grins.


Thorn: Ahh, well, you win some, you lose some, but, for right now? Let's just go kick some ass.

They both break out laughing, and turn their backs to the camera, as they begin to walk away. We move the camera upwards, and fade to black.

INT. Interoggation Room. Day.

We fade from black, and the room is still the same: all black, with the center lit by an overhanging light. But this time, we see daveb strapped to a large table, with a very complex and ominous machine by his head. We rotate around the room, always focused on the table and it's occupant. daveb is obviously straining against the restraints around his arms and legs. Suddenly, wEvil can be heard.

wEvil: Ahhh...yes, hello again, daveb.

daveb Seems to be following him with his eyes.

daveb: (Pissed-off tone) What do you want, and why?

wEvil: So many questions, so little time.

We continue to rotate.

wEvil: Well, you might as well know. You see, we're going to erase your very being, and make you our little puppet.

daveb snarls.

wEvil: I am very sorry we had to do it to you, but, unfortunately, all our other...patients, have become, oh, how do you say it? Vegetables.

He laughs. Suddenly, the machine hums to life, and a scanner is situated over daveb's head. Lines of light begin to go up and down over his head. We cut to a close up of a single eye.

wEvil: (Off-screen) Good-bye, daveb.

Suddenly, daveb's eye goes wide, and stays that way for a few seconds. Then it relaxes and closes. wEvil begins to laugh madly, as we fade to black.

 

Offline Redfang

  • 28
Just another day at HLP...
Scary... :yes2::nervous::yes:
 
I hope you're going to do as many parts as possible. ;)

 

Offline Kazan

  • PCS2 Wizard
  • 212
  • Soul lives in the Mountains
    • http://alliance.sourceforge.net
Just another day at HLP...
i smell the need for another cameo
PCS2 2.0.3 | POF CS2 wiki page | Important PCS2 Threads | PCS2 Mantis

"The Mountains are calling, and I must go" - John Muir

 

Offline LtNarol

  • Biased Banshee
  • 211
    • http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/the158th
Just another day at HLP...
Very good....although I still think you need to add a few Ulys to the mix :p

 

Offline Mr. Vega

  • Your Node Is Mine
  • 28
  • The ticket to the future is always blank
Just another day at HLP...
*Tells Vasudan Attack Fishes to step up patrols*
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
-John Maynard Keynes

 

Offline Shrike

  • Postadmin
  • 211
    • http://www.3dap.com/hlp
Just another day at HLP...
I have the hammer.... heh, everyone is screwed.

With the power of the HLP hammer and the ;7 smillie, I am unstoppable!  :D
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Martinus

  • Aka Maeglamor
  • 210
    • Hard Light Productions
Just another day at HLP...
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
I have the hammer.... heh, everyone is screwed.

With the power of the HLP hammer and the ;7 smillie, I am unstoppable!  :D


[Dune flashback]"Many men have tried." "They tried and failed?" "They tried and died..."[/Dune flashback] :)

 

Offline Dark_4ce

  • GTVA comedy relief
  • 27
Just another day at HLP...
I guess my somewhat highly trained newbs did ok. :D Great stuff. Keep it up. :yes: :D
I have returned... Again...

 

Offline Gortef

  • 210
  • A meat popsicle
Just another day at HLP...
This looks interesting... sounds like the future will be dangerous
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Nico

  • Venom
    Parlez-vous Model Magician?
  • 212
Just another day at HLP...
If our postcount was our frag count in that story, I'd be a hella good marine :D
Try to put Steak in, somtimes :nod:
SCREW CANON!

 

Offline HotSnoJ

  • Knossos Online!
  • 29
    • http://josherickson.org
Just another day at HLP...
Great story! Though like most sequels films/stories it seems to be draaaaaaaaging on and on.
I have big plans, now if only I could see them through.

LiberCapacitas duo quiasemper
------------------------------
Nav buoy - They mark things

 

Offline Styxx

  • 211
    • Hard Light Productions
Just another day at HLP...
Well, what would be the point of ending it quickly? :D
Probably away. Contact through email.

 

Offline HotSnoJ

  • Knossos Online!
  • 29
    • http://josherickson.org
Just another day at HLP...
don't get me wrong I love the stuff UT is dishing out. It just seems like he's recycling stuff, something like Pokemon or Digimon started going.
I have big plans, now if only I could see them through.

LiberCapacitas duo quiasemper
------------------------------
Nav buoy - They mark things