[Ransom]

...and suddenly Bosch was turned into a marshmallow by...

[Gortef]

... a fairy godmother who...

[Setekh]

...realised that naughty boys like Aken shouldn't be racing around recklessly in their drag fighters. The Baron chuckled, muttering to the Marshmallow Admiral...

[Ransom]

..."You've been turned into a marshmallow." to this, the Admiral replied...

[Stunaep]

"Remeber the Great American Leaders" and charged off into the sunset on a...

[TrashMan]

...hot rod. But Q appeard out of nowhere and turned Boch back to his normal self. The Baron and Bosch then raced and naturally, Bosch won by building the Colloseum out of tootpicks! Now Bosch and his crew were filthy rich, so they returned to Rear Admirals Pants B. Gone Army Surplus store and bought a few fighters (and the admiral bought a mink coat and the genuine Napoleon outfit).
then they set course deep into the void of space for their next adventure, but by now, Mr. T woke up and relised his gold was gone and..

[Ransom]

...a cheese grater had mysteriously devoured his head. He looked (using his magical psychic senses in his middle finger, of course) out a window to see the cheese grater flying off towards a white hole, which was...

[TrashMan]

...still very far away. Iceny launched intercept fighters that captured the  cheese garter and Mr. T's hea was sawn back..
the imortal Mr. T was back (alltough he now looks like an electricuted and burned frankenstein with lots'a gold).
So he went on to pummel the crew for stealing his gold but was again sucked out of the airlock....

[TrashMan]

...and was sucked into a black hole (that turned even blacker) and collapsed into itself. the massive forces resulted in a cataclysmic explosion that....

[Gortef]

.. sounded like *puf*. In the mext hours....

[Stunaep]

Admiral Bosch cried in his bed, because he had lost both of his new friends. But he went a lot happier when...

[TrashMan]

..The time-space-continuma-flux-fabric was thrown into chaos and charachters from different games/movies/carttons/serier started to pop up everywhere.
The fairy godmother from cinderella wanted to turn Bosch into a cheesecake, but Q turned her into a rabbit. She turned Q into a donkey, but Q counterd by turning her into a bottle of Boch Berr, and the crew drunk her, and so she met her end!
Out of the window Bosch saw the Battlestar Gallactica and and Imperial Star Destroyer collide due to the now massive traffic. The Enterpreise was soon on station as Picard try to parlay with the capitains and find a peacefull solution. But then....

[Ransom]

...he was turned into a matching pair of green headphones. Bosch boarded his now deserted ship, and spying the headphones, he...

[redsniper]

was about to put them on, when a ripple in the space-time cataclysm collided with him turning him into an Ewok...

[Grey Wolf]

At which point, Jar Jar Binks arrived and ate the Ewok Bosch. However, just as he was about to go and ruin a third Star Wars movie in a row, he was attacked by Jim Henson, who had risen from the dead just to....

[redsniper]

avenge his father, who was actually...

[Ransom]

...prove Pythagoras' theory wrong. What this had to do with attacking Jar Jar Binks, only one person knew. That person was...

[Grey Wolf]

Hannibal Lecter, who appeared from behind a closed door to eat Jar Jar's limbs with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Suddenly....

[Ransom]

...the Iceni was transformed into a mobile AOL headquarters. Jar Jar Binks, ignorant of this new development, flicked on the news channel to see...

[TrashMan]

..that Bosch is till alive! The headphones were a decoy!
Bosch and Picard were drinking and chatting in ten-forward on board the Enterpreise D when Worf saw Jar-Jar's face on the comm-link. He imediatley fired a full topedo volley blasting the idiot to dust!....