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Offline an0n

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Ye best be makin' light of the situation, ya high-land dog. Or ye'll be feelin' the business end o' me rapier.

Hand o'er yer gold and joolz, afore I gets me stabbin' arm ready fer some blood lettin'.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Martinus

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[color=66ff00]Dudeth, it is not the day of our lord septembre nineteenthe, which as we all know is international speak like a pirate day.

*Yarrrr! I just copied win2K 7000 times!*
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Offline Turnsky

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"Oy, what we have here, is a gatherin' of 'orumites, let's go an' piss one of them little buggers off.."
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Offline aldo_14

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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of an0n
Ye best be makin' light of the situation, ya high-land dog. Or ye'll be feelin' the business end o' me rapier.

Hand o'er yer gold and joolz, afore I gets me stabbin' arm ready fer some blood lettin'.


Where's thy cake?  Thoest is but a feeble handmaiden!

 

Offline an0n

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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Turnsky
"Oy, what we haveth here, is a gatherin' of 'orumites, let's goest an' piss one of them little buggers off.."
They're old-english Lords.

I'm a pirate.

And you're from Yorkshire?
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Tiara

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Satan be me only master! So I be's doin' as I pleases!

I haveth thrown him out of hell. I am thy master, thou asnwer to me now.
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline an0n

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I be answerin' to me own urges, wench. So lest ye be wantin' to become the latest woman of stolen virtues on them thar Steak-2-Kalfireth (Peer-2-Peer) networks, ye best be shuttin' the **** up.

******slaps Tiara*

Now gets ye back to scrubbin' them pots 'n' pans, woman!

Arg!
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Tiara

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Ye dare touch me, lubber!? Ye be nothing more then a scurvey dog on land!

*drags an0n off by his ears and throws him in the same room with a very horny Bill Clinton*
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline an0n

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I be safe. He be tired after yer own performance.

*discusses the trade deficit with Clinton*

Arg, it be a mighty shame, but I has to be confessing, it be down to my lot destroying most o' the merchant navy.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Tiara

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I be safe.

Ay, I forgot I gave him [insert a certain forumite here] to enjoy himself with.

Th' only performance I give him be by hanging him upside down, gagged and forced to watch Richard Simmons while I'm having a Jack Daniels.

Well, ye be not evil enough anyway for me to even bother with.
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

  

Offline Gloriano

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Imagine trying to read HIG's sentences like this... ugh... torture


:blah: takes Blade some day I take my revenge but I'am too lazy now:p

anyway I kinda like this
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi

 

Offline Nico

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Satan be me only master!

Yeah, but I have other things to do than ordering you around. Do some evil actions, dunno, whatever you want.
SCREW CANON!

 

Offline Setekh

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Is September 19 really International Speak Like A Pirate Day? That's my birthday. :D
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Offline Rictor

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Then thou should talk like a pirate...always. 'Tis thy destiny to sail the high seas, robbing, murdering, pillaging. But that not socially exceptable any more, thou shalt have to settle for talking like the pirate thou art. :D:D
« Last Edit: April 01, 2004, 10:19:54 am by 644 »

 

Offline Starks

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Cast thy knave into the fiery inferno.
Formerly of the Dark Wings and Legion of Apocalypse

 

Offline Stunaep

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erm.... my mistress eyes are nothing like the sun.
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Offline an0n

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Is September 19 really International Speak Like A Pirate Day? That's my birthday. :D
The man from Google, he say 'Yes'.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Woolie Wool

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How about some more royal admin names so the others don't feel left out:

Lord Shrike of Ethershire
King Styxx of Yourworstnightmare (because that is what thy life will become if thou pissest His Majesty off)
Lord Fantomeye of Nowhere in Particular
Lord Windrunner of Newspaige
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline an0n

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Baron Von Richthan0n?
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 
oh gods, not here.....

and i was thinking the Andermani's were nuts....
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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