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Offline J3Vr6

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Smallville, Clark Kent and Why I Hate TV...
And the latest green lantern is Kyle?  Is that the black guy from Justice League?  I didn't know there were so many green lanterns...
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Offline neo_hermes

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there are tons of green lanterns it's like the Galactic Police force.
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killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline adwight

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Damn that chick is fine.
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Offline Liberator

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Actually, Kyle is in space reforming the Corps.  John Stewart(the black guy) recovered from being a parapalegic and  is the current GL for Earth and it's sector in space.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

Offline Col. Fishguts

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Originally posted by an0n
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Shooting around, hitting on all the female super heroines and taking the piss out of the bad guys.


Sounds like a job for teh uber-hero-d00d....ZAPP BRANNIGAN



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Offline delta_7890

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I'd go after the blonde in a heartbeat.
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Offline Fineus

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It would take you that long? ;)

 

Offline Martinus

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Originally posted by delta_7890
I'd go after the blonde in a heartbeat.

[color=66ff00]Zap Brannigan?!?
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Offline an0n

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Originally posted by delta_7890
I'd go after the blonde in a heartbeat.

It'd be more like:

*sees blonde girl in skimpy underwear*
*heart beats*
*heart stops beating*
*looks worried*
*clutches chest*
*falls to the ground, gurgling*
*dies*
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Offline neo_hermes

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:lol:
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Offline Knight Templar

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Smallville, Clark Kent and Why I Hate TV...
Or:

*sees blonde girl in skimpy underwear*
*heart beats*
*heart stops beating*
*looks worried*
*clutches penis*
*falls to the ground, gurgling*
*dies happy*
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Offline Grey Wolf

Smallville, Clark Kent and Why I Hate TV...
On the Superman vs. other superheroes debate, I kind of prefer the darker incarnations of Batman. Also, Firestorm.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Liberator

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Wasn't Firestorm kind of a second or third tier guy?

Martian Manhunter, J'onn J'onzz(Zhahn Zones kinda slurred) now there's an interesting character.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

Offline Rictor

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Why would they give him such a name? I've always found Marvel characters (that is, from thw Big Two) to be more believeable. Maybe its the whole mutant thing, I see is as very true to real life.

 

Offline Liberator

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Well, J'onn is from Mars(literally) and in his one of his private lives is a PI.  That makes him a Martian Manhunter.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
On the Superman vs. other superheroes debate, I kind of prefer the darker incarnations of Batman. Also, Firestorm.


There you go. Batman knew how to get pussy. Now, if we could only get a good movie out of him. Or the cartoon back. Or Batman Beyond back. :sigh:
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Offline Nico

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Originally posted by Knight Templar
There you go. Batman knew how to get pussy. Now, if we could only get a good movie out of him.

:blah:
The first movie with Keaton and Nicholson was excellent, and the second was almost as good.
Then they went shiny plastic and tity armors :doubt:
SCREW CANON!

  

Offline an0n

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Pfff. Batman couldn't get any good pussy.

In comic-world he got less pussy than Virtu.

The only superhero to ever get any decent amount of sweet, sweet luvin' was Super Fly, the pimptastic 70's, uber-nigga!

He was all "*****, where the **** my money?! *pimpslap*".
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline Nico

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Pfff. Anyway, they all pale before Astroboy. He rules, he gets all the chicks with his rocket feet, he *****slaps everybody with his rocket arms, he is so "style" with his black metal underwear. And he flies the same way Superman does. He rules. Go Astroboy!!!!!

Bwhehehehe.
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Offline an0n

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And this, kids, is why I hate the French.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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