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Offline Zuljin

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*gasp* Unlike you, I basicly have no life outside of computers.


Is there actually one? :nervous:
I've heard rumors about it...
But I classified them all as lies

 

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I concur with the above statement.

Oh and KT, they won't do ****. They'll hunt her down, lock her in a cell for a night, drag her to court, charge her £200 for wasting the court's time and give her a warning for the shoplifting, then kick her back out all in less than 24 hours.

Still, the mere fact that the police are after her is enough to have made today a happy one.

And Liberator can STFU until he's had to sit and guard a safe full of money for 10 hours because if he leaves it for 10 seconds someone who just happens to have had their own key secretly cut will be in it and stealing as much cash as they can carry.

She used to just wait till everyone left the room, whip out her key and steal £150 a go from the safe. In the end we had to lock the money in a safe, hide the safe in a cupboard, lock the cupboard and lock the door to the room that the cupboard was in because she'd keep stealing more and more keys and getting her own copies cut.
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*gasp* Unlike you, I basicly have no life outside of computers.


nonsense... there is no life outside of computers... you lie!!! KILL THE BLASPHEMER!!! :nervous:
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

Shrike is a dirty dirty admin, he's the destroyer of souls... oh god, let it be glue...

 

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by an0n
I concur with the above statement.

Oh and KT, they won't do ****. They'll hunt her down, lock her in a cell for a night, drag her to court, charge her £200 for wasting the court's time and give her a warning for the shoplifting, then kick her back out all in less than 24 hours.

Still, the mere fact that the police are after her is enough to have made today a happy one.

And Liberator can STFU until he's had to sit and guard a safe full of money for 10 hours because if he leaves it for 10 seconds someone who just happens to have had their own key secretly cut will be in it and stealing as much cash as they can carry.

She used to just wait till everyone left the room, whip out her key and steal £150 a go from the safe. In the end we had to lock the money in a safe, hide the safe in a cupboard, lock the cupboard and lock the door to the room that the cupboard was in because she'd keep stealing more and more keys and getting her own copies cut.


You should've got a combination lock.

 

Offline Zuljin

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nonsense... there is no life outside of computers... you lie!!! KILL THE BLASPHEMER!!! :nervous:


Don't give into it.
It's just advanced computer viruses trying to convince you to stop using the computer and get a real life!
which is all bullocks anyway, it's part of their grand master plan.....
what? :nervous:

An0n: omfg....thats just plain ****ed up

  

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Originally posted by aldo_14
You should've got a combination lock.
Nah, they don't work.

We all learned to crack those in like 45 seconds when I was 8.

My dad once bought a ****load of used combination-lock brief-cases and we got tasked with finding out the combinations so we could reset them and resell them.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline Liberator

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It's rather ironic that you say that liberator - because you're addicted to something very powerful that affects your judgement in very sinister ways that would take me a month to explain to you

you'd only understand and listen to it if you overcame your addition before hand, or during the explaination


Enlighten me in a PM.

I just thought of something else, if you give up on her, that means that there is no one who gives a damn about her any more.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

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"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline redsniper

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wow... just read the whole thread
That's too bad about your sister an0n; it's understandable that you hate her. My dad's brother is currently serving a 2 year prison sentence for pulling a gun on his girlfriend, and before that he was running from the law because he was caught in possession of cocaine
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Oh yeah, my sister's boyfriend's brother is on the run from a murder charge and he was holed up at their house till a few weeks ago.

Believe it or not, I'm probably the most normal of all my family, which is a truly sad state of a affair.

I've got armed-robber uncles, a drug dealer uncle/brother/sister/aunt, a race fixing uncle, a burgler/accused-rapist/software pirate uncle and my dad's cousin has killed at least two people and gotten away with it.

Considering all that, I'm amazingly well-balanced.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Rictor

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Wow, I guess Snatch wasn't comedy after all. You people really are like that.

 

Offline redsniper

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well, taking all that into account, you turned out all right.
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
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Offline Zuljin

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Originally posted by an0n
Oh yeah, my sister's boyfriend's brother is on the run from a murder charge and he was holed up at their house till a few weeks ago.

Believe it or not, I'm probably the most normal of all my family, which is a truly sad state of a affair.

I've got armed-robber uncles, a drug dealer uncle/brother/sister/aunt, a race fixing uncle, a burgler/accused-rapist/software pirate uncle and my dad's cousin has killed at least two people and gotten away with it.

Considering all that, I'm amazingly well-balanced.


:eek2:
Ever thought about moving?..

 

Offline HotSnoJ

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Originally posted by Ghostavo


nonsense... there is no life outside of computers... you lie!!! KILL THE BLASPHEMER!!! :nervous:
Uh....:wtf:

I really am at a loss as to the point of that post....since you are agreeing with me.
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Offline Zuljin

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Uh....:wtf:

I really am at a loss as to the point of that post....since you are agreeing with me.


I think he more or less thought that you implied that there might be a life outside computers...(did that make sense?..)
or thats what I got out of it atleast :nervous:

 

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no I'm not... I first said... nonsense, then I said what I believed in... then I said you were lying... sorry about the puctuation. :nervous:
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

Shrike is a dirty dirty admin, he's the destroyer of souls... oh god, let it be glue...

 
oi...an0n...I do believe we're in the same boat...

...my sister steals money, does drugs, skips school (daily), and is basically coasting through life...did I mention that my sister is 15 years old?

It ****ing well pisses me off to no end. AND! on top of that, I found a few of my nintendo games in her room...a little while later she take the ****ing console up to her room (which is off limits to everyone else except her) without asking me...I take it out of my room and back downstairs. She comes home and asks where the **** the nintendo is, I told her it's mine and it's where it should be downstairs. Little ****wit...When you're done bashing your sisters skull in...mind if I borrow the pipe afterwords...

...sorry had to rant...

Cor

 

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General :nervous:ness......

I'm not in Kansas any more am I? ;)

 

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My sister was smoking weed and shoplifting when she was 12. By the time she reached the ripe old age of 15 she was starting on cocaine.

And if you had my sister, the Nintendo wouldn't have just switched rooms, it'd be sat in some dealer's house after she exchanged it for £5 of heroin.

Come to think of it, I should check to see if my GameCube is still upstairs......Meh. Tomorrow.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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oi...an0n...I do believe we're in the same boat...

...my sister steals money, does drugs, skips school (daily), and is basically coasting through life...did I mention that my sister is 15 years old?

It ****ing well pisses me off to no end. AND! on top of that, I found a few of my nintendo games in her room...a little while later she take the ****ing console up to her room (which is off limits to everyone else except her) without asking me...I take it out of my room and back downstairs. She comes home and asks where the **** the nintendo is, I told her it's mine and it's where it should be downstairs. Little ****wit...When you're done bashing your sisters skull in...mind if I borrow the pipe afterwords...

...sorry had to rant...

Cor


What kind of drugs? Sorry to interefere, but if its something like weed than..meh. The stealing your console crap is minor, as is skipping school (every 15 year old does that, right?). Stealing money, thats a but more serious but nothing huge.

Don't wanna preach to you or anything, its just that all those things which you said could be interpreted as yuor sister being a tard, or just being a slightly pissed off 15 year old, depending on the degrees.