[TrashMan]

...however, the Movie was still under construction, so the universe could not end.....

[Colonol Dekker]

So the universe merged with a straight to tv special, making Alpha one slightly less effective and losing the war in one fell swoop..................Some time later however in a wall-mart in denver colorado, A certain egg-based person was browsing for........

[Tyrian]

...Bug killer, to use against the Shivans...

[TrashMan]

..when he triped and fell on his nose...

[Colonol Dekker]

Spoiler:

[Thread reanimation successful]

So a GTM Hippocrates warperd into the Walmart, 247 vasudan and terran medical technicians swarmed the broken nose and..........

[Nuke]

only managed to catch it on fire

[Tyrian]

Unfortunately, one of the techs had a feather, which tickled the broken nose, causing it to sneeze, and shoot flaming snot everywhere...

[Colonol Dekker]

Catching, Fury Aldo and Mefustae as they passed by in their respective cargo box fighters, At the sight of Flaming snot, they unanyimously

Spoiler:

(f**ed if i care about spelling that right)

cried out............

[BS403]

Alpha 1, engage rebel fighters, break to attack go, go, go!

[Turambar]

at which point alpha one decided he was sick of being everyone's pawn, and started pummellling command, hoping for some answers when...

[Nuke]

god showed up and told him it was all a misuynderstanding. you see god along with the hyperintelegent shade of blue, after smoking all the space crack in the universe, decided to play an innocent little game called "**** with alpha 1" (wich is known to us asfreespace 1 and 2). it was all fine and dandy up to the supernova, but after that everyone got bored. v and interplay decided to play lets not talk to eachother and no fs3 (****withalpha1episode4) was made. the fans made mods and tweaked the source code, but it just wasnt enough. so while god and blue were quite wasted they said, "hey, lets send the devil down to posess Colonol Dekker, then make him start a thread on hlp called 'tell a shivan story'. the evil in mans will would make it grow to a rediculous size like that other tas thread on the vbb." alpha 1, as he absorbed gods truth, converted to nihilism and shortly thereafter blew his head off with a shotgun. this made god very sad, so he and blue decided to play a game called "**** with mr t instead". blue and god passed a mista t voodoo doll around and took turns sticking pins into him. back in the coporial realm, mista t...