This topic is becoming an instant-classic... anyways here are my contributions...
If you can't see this, call GTVA command.
Duct tape holds this fighter together!
I wish they had "quadruple ace"...
My duct tape up your arse would be a heck of
more painful then this harpoon!
One kill is an acheivement. One thousand is a career.
The Shivans have eighty Sathanas. GTVA has Alpha 1.
Real men fire pink lasers!
My subspace drive isn't as rusty as it looks!
My subspace drive does more then just viberates!
If you call my Tempests dumb, I'll call you dead!
I love BoE-style battles... They take a beating and I get free kills!