[Sarafan]

Seeing that we all like FS a little too much, it's exactly that, whats written on the side of your ship?

Driving drunk is wrong, flying drunk isnt!

Real pilots fight with morning stars!

I dont stop for shivans.

Shivans:

This way to Capella.

My other ship is a Sathanas.

Mobile BBQ service.

It's MOLOCH! Say it right!

[Cobra]

It's MOLOCH! Say it right!

You didn't get that from me, did you?

[Sarafan]

Of course I did.

[Harbinger of DOOM]

"Real pilots fight with morning stars!"

Hahaha

[0rph3u5]

For the terrans among us:

This wingman has no brain. Use your own.

For our vasudan firends:

I like HEADZ!

For our shivan friends:

I don't break for Supernovas!
[to be continued]

[Flipside]

'We can't spell Hatshepsut but we can hit it with our turrents!'

[Trivial Psychic]

Based on how the FS2 campaign progresses, it seems like Command has its own bumper sticker placed on the Iceni, written in invisible ink that only its pilots can see... unfortunately, it also seems to be in a spectra that Vasudans can't always see:

"Do Not Shoot This Ship"

[Sarafan]

I dont care about being a pawn, I care about shooting them!

Have Kayser, will travel.

For any elite squadron:

GTVA trouble shooters, tell us your troubles, and we'll shoot them down.

On a Mara:

If you think I'm in trouble look behind you and salute the Sathanas.

Snakes on a Colossus.

Shivans on a Colossus.

I brake on shivans.

[Turey]

WWCD? (What Would Command Do?)

I use ~k.

DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!

They spent 20 years on it, and the best they could come up was a giant squirt gun?!?!?

Where's Bosch?

DISCO INFERNO!

[WeatherOp]

"If you see Alpha1 running, try to catch up"

"one helmet, $290, two kayers, $67,000,000, one Herc 2, $don't ask, one can of bug spray=priceless"

"Command says: if this ship is disabled, save the ship first."

"please donate rear mirrors"

"Read Karajorma's guide to survival"

[BS403]

Honk if you're horny.

[0rph3u5]

"Theme Park Nebula"-bumper stickers:

The Nebula. It feels like falling through clouds.

The Nebula. A place you must have been.

The Nebula. A Shivan's dreamland

terran ones:

THIS is ductape!

shivan ones:

Stop when the red light flashes.

NTF honor member.

My mechanic has five arms.

[Snail]

How's my Shivan-killing? Tell Command!

[NGTM-1R]

"Warning: pilot has only 1000 credits of missiles onboard."

The classic "Your ass here." with an arrow to the guns.

"Headz. It's what's for dinner." (Alternately replace "Headz" with "Spacecrack".)

"My other ship is a juggernaut."

"Keep honking, I'm waiting on the support ship."

"If I wanted your opinion, I would have blown you out of your ship so I could ask in person."

Anything Shivan: "LUNCH." in large red letters. (With apologies to Pyro MX.)

"Terran Pride." (NTF logo optional. Substitute "Vasudan" or "Shivan" if you wish.)

Any anticapital beam-equipped ship. "I'm batting 1000. You?" (Notice anticap beams never miss?)

[Snail]

SHOOT ME

[TrashMan]

I dont care about being a pawn, I care about shooting them!

Have Kayser, will travel.

For any elite squadron:

GTVA trouble shooters, tell us your troubles, and we'll shoot them down.

On a Mara:

If you think I'm in trouble look behind you and salute the Sathanas.

LOL!!

On the Colossuss:

"Papa's got a brand new BAT!"

"FOUR!!!"

[Snail]

On the back of the Sathanas: Move in front of me, please. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Sarafan]

My other fighter is your fighter, once I disable you and take it!

On a meson bomb:

I wont exist in 5 seconds.  And in 10, neither will you.

Beam cannons means not having to say you're sorry.

If you can read this, Command is an ass.

On a stealth fighter:

If you can read this, wait, oh, ****!

On a Sathanas:

Yes, its 4 BFRed, no, I'm not overcompensating.

On a Deimos/Sobek:

If you can read this, you've obviously forgotten this warship has rear facing beam turrets.

[Dysko]

On a Vasudan fighter:

Put your neck here.

[Bob-san]

This topic is becoming an instant-classic... anyways here are my contributions...

If you can't see this, call GTVA command.
Mass Murderer.
Duct tape holds this fighter together!
Serial fighter-pilot.
I wish they had "quadruple ace"...
My duct tape up your arse would be a heck of more painful then this harpoon!
One kill is an acheivement. One thousand is a career.
The Shivans have eighty Sathanas. GTVA has Alpha 1.
Real men fire pink lasers!
My subspace drive isn't as rusty as it looks!
My subspace drive does more then just viberates!
If you call my Tempests dumb, I'll call you dead!
I love BoE-style battles... They take a beating and I get free kills!