[iamzack]

Went to the doctor, got some test results from the last time I went to the lady doctor:
- low grade squamous intraepithelial lesion (mild squamous dysplasia) [i don't know what the **** this is, googling momentarily]
- hpv detected but not confirmed (potential false positive)

i have to get a colposcopy and a biopsy now or something.

ugggghhhhhhhhhh

[watsisname]

GOING TO THE BEACH.

THE BEEAAAAAAAAACH~!!! 

FUCJ YAH TH IBEEEEEEBH   

[Mobius]

I got an absurd call from my mother, accusing me of numerous things, one of them regarding my sexual orientation.

Suspicious.

[Polpolion]

I spent two hours on Barnes & Noble looking for anything that cost $1.55. I was unsuccessful. 

[Shivan Hunter]

I will start referring to my dad as "Buntu" (from WiH) since he uses Ubuntu and I use Kubuntu.

[Bob-san]

I spent two hours on Barnes & Noble looking for anything that cost $1.55. I was unsuccessful. 

Candy...?

[StarSlayer]

First night to try sparring with Nito Ryu in Kendo.  A-1 Supar fun times.

[iamzack]

playing apples to apples in irc

[11:09pm] Trilby: Green card is: Hot & Sweaty - sweltering, intense, perspiring
[11:09pm] Trilby: 1. Men: REAL Men.
[11:09pm] Trilby: 2. My Love Life: "All you need is love..." -The Beatles
[11:09pm] Trilby: 3. Bora Bora: Volcanic island in the Pacific. Good oranges and vanilla.
[11:09pm] Trilby: 4. Icebergs: May reach 300 to 500 feet above the oceans's surface. Ask the captain of the Titanic about the 90 percent that's UNDER water.
[11:09pm] Trilby: NPCApple: Please make your decision now using the '!pick <number>' command.
[11:09pm] NPCApple: !pick 3
[11:09pm] Trilby: NPCApple: You have chosen.
[11:09pm] Trilby: The judge picked Bora Bora! bottles played that red card, and gets to keep the green card.
[11:09pm] Trilby: bottles now has 7 green cards. bottles wins!
[11:09pm] bottles: ....what the ****
[11:09pm] Trilby: The game is over.
[11:09pm] Trilby: Green cards per players: bottles - 7, Kedama - 3, NPCApple - 3, Turgid - 3, Dritz - 3, lilmisschaos - 2
[11:09pm] Turgid: lol what the heck
[11:09pm] bottles: stupid bot
[11:09pm] BR_: What?
[11:09pm] • bottles smacks NPCApple
[11:09pm] NPCApple left the chat room. (Client exited)
[11:10pm] bottles: ..?
[11:10pm] bottles: did i offend it?

please join me: http://mibbit.com/?channel=%23applestoapples&server=irc.foonetic.net

[Nuke]

i shot bambi!

[NGTM-1R]

Supposed to shoot the adults, noob.

[Nuke]

thats one of those tiny mutant deer we get. they were a transplanted species so theyre always stunted. its bigger than the one we got last year.

i also drank my brother in law under the table. thats got to count for something.

[Snail]

i shot bambi!

niiiiice

did you eat it

[Scotty]

You need a Guy-Fawkes mask.

[Klaustrophobia]

I finally asked a girl out I've had a crush on for the last 6 months. She agreed 

i'm still working on one for the past 4 years :/

now before you all call me a spineless loser, she's had about a grand total of a week during that time she didn't have a different boyfriend.

now she's going to med school in england in the fall, so that's just going to have to not matter anymore.  woulda been done already, but she bailed on the concert we were going to go to

i chickened out on this again tonight.  god i suck at women.

[ssmit132]

I finished reading Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion today; a really good book

[Gortef]

It could be condensation...

And most likely it is

[iamzack]

Going to lunch and school shopping with my new roommate. Wish luck, pl0x.

[T-LoW]

Eating some of my boss's cookies at work while he's out. The best part of my day

[BrotherBryon]

Well congrats McAfee for completely hosing my system. It installed an update last night and rebooted itself while I was in the middle of a SC2 game which then rendered my machine nothing more than a glorified paper weight until I had the time to fix it. Next time I suspect McAfee is the root of evil locking up my PC I'm going to start with removing it first. Scanning for any viruses or malware that might have gotten into my system and caused the lock up was a complete waste of time.

[Klaustrophobia]

why the hell are you using McAfee?