well i figure its pointless to appear more drunked than you actually are, i cant say im falling down drunk, but i did consume an entire 750ml bottle of rum in a couple hours. i mean if you're so drunk your slurring your text, you're about ready to drop and prey to the porcelain god. very rarely could someone be that drunk and not vomit. dekker might be able to pull it off, but i doubt anyone else could, including myself.
I only vomit if I drink some beer, I can do 700ml of vodka and while I forget how I got home, (was via shopping cart) and am badly hung over for the next 2 days, I didn't vomit.
also, on friend-zone: it what happens when they're "in love" with their friend. I'll admit I had that, but I got over the crush instead of losing a rather decent friend.