That's what this thread started out as, no?
I've been playing Rome: Total War for the last few days (and X-COM: UFO Defense).  Playing as the Julii Romans, I control Italy from near Rome all the way north, the south-west 3/4 of France, the south half of Germany, the west third of the Balkans, and the east fifth of the Iberian Peninsula.  Gaul is a pitiful city in mid-Spain, Macedon has been destroyed at my hand, the Spanish are begging for mercy, the Britons appease me with cash to avoid a war they know they can't win, and Germany is getting royally ****ed by everyone in the area.  Pretty soon, I'll have all of Europe, and the only real hurdle to that is the Scythians, who control west of Germany.