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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Whoop! Got my first scam mail from the 'central bank of Nigeria', and apparently they use gmail too. I think I'll send a polite and civil response, asking them to kindly cease all attempts at contacting me.

How does this sound:

Dear Dr. Lamido Sanusi,

Please would you **** off. On second thought, please go take a lit stick of dynamite, shove it up your arse, and sing "I'm a little teapot" until the fuse burns down. I have (and most likely never will) had no contact with the Central Bank of Nigeria, and any further attempts at contact that have not been instigated by myself or an approved representative will be met with legal action and/or tracking down the sender and proceeding to systematically dismember them over the course of two weeks, alive and  in the presence of their family. This will be my last and only warning.

Yours 'Friendly'

The last person you want to piss off.


Does that get my point across clearly?
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

  
Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Replying to spam only invites more.  It confirms that there's a live human at the e-mail address, reading the incoming messages.

 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Stupid Dood still falls over. This inverse kinematics stuff I've been working on is worthless if it just falls over when I enable the physics :(

 

Offline z64555

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Stupid Dood still falls over. This inverse kinematics stuff I've been working on is worthless if it just falls over when I enable the physics :(

Well, you gotta tell the ai to try to stay standing. You can't just prop him up like a statue and expect him to stay there. :P

BTW, now your stepping into control system territory :D
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Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
So I'm on a roll here when it comes to d'awww moments (or similar)

First up, here I am, sitting at the bar
Server comes up next to me, grabbing a tray located down below
"Just ignore me" She states
"Why would I want to do that?"
"Good answer! I like you" followed by a nice smile and refreshed outlook on the day

Second occasion. Server from work, her and I have this interesting relationship where we'd just do random things during our conversations (generally viewed as weird)
"Megan, never change"
"Haha, well I'm glad someone appreciates my weirdness"
"Na, it's not weird. It's just you"
"D'awww"

Same person, but a second time today
Sneak up on her, put my arms on her shoulders
"MEGAAAAAN"
"Oh my god Andrew, you just made my heart stop!"
"Consider it revenge for all the times you've made mine stop"
(gladly didn't have to explain this one)
"D'awww"


I have fun at work
"No"

 

Offline headdie

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
sounds like good times mate
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
See! Make em laugh while flattering them, they'll be like cheap grey paint after that.



Not too bright and easily spread :warp:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline FlamingCobra

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
I passed my Alcohol EDU with an 85%. Then again, when that lightning came in I did lose all my notes (unsaved) that I had made in notepad.

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
New computer parts have arrived...
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
New computer parts have arrived...

What did you get? I've been thinking about springing for a 120 gb SSD since you can get them for < $100 and 64gb just plain and simple isn't enough to have more than one game installed on steam.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Wait whaaaaaaat? You can install steam games to external drives?
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Bob-san

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
I too have new parts. I won a small lot of 2 Black 2TB drives and a Black 1TB drive. I'm thinking of putting the Black 2TB drives into a RAID5 with some Samsung F4EG 2TB drives. Performance isn't my top priority.
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Wait whaaaaaaat? You can install steam games to external drives?

he said solid state drive....

I've never even considered them because they cost so damn much and I don't consider load times nearly important enough to drop close to $1 per GB.  Although I did get a hybrid drive for my laptop because it was as cheap as a normal drive at the time, and am really happy with the much improved startup time.  I'm kinda thinking about getting one for my desktop now.  Do they make 3.5" hybrids?  Or maybe I'll just use that one for my desktop whenever I get around to buying a new laptop.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline SypheDMar

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Watched the Dark Knight Rises premiere in the theater. Great conclusion the Batman trilogy. Many homages to the Batman comics yet still very different and new!

 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
This list should be declared a form of psychological warfare. HNNNNNNNG.

 
Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
This list should be declared a form of psychological warfare. HNNNNNNNG.

That's clearly pro-kitten propaganda, put out by the cats to make you think that they're not plotting mankind's downfall.

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
This list should be declared a form of psychological warfare. HNNNNNNNG.

That actually made me stop hating humanity for a whole minute, before I realised that it'd be hard to rule the world under an iron fist if I gave in to anything cute and fuzzy. I can imagine it now...

"Sir, the upstart rebels have completely destroyed your Luna death ray."

"WHAT!? I'll have the commander's head on a pike!"

"Look sir, a door mouse on a dandelion."

"Hehehe....fuzzy."
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
AWWW KITTIES!
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
It is futile, FireSpawn.  Even Nuke finds kitties adorable.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
i actually found a lot of the animals on that page **** ugly.
I like to stare at the sun.