[Styxx]

Originally posted by Setekh
Mmmm... "And Steak looked upon HLP, and saw that it was good." Steak 9:3

I'm pretty sure I had heard that one already...

[Setekh]

Originally posted by Styxx
I'm pretty sure I had heard that one already...

Well, I said it again.

[Styxx]

Originally posted by Setekh
Well, I said it again.

Yeah, I noticed. You really like that line, don't you?

[Nuclear1]

And some more! This time about from the book of Destroyers

Love thy Hecate.

Thou shalt not pain thy warships blue and gold.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor Hatshepsut's extra 25% hit points.


Call upon Alpha One in the day of trouble, and he shall deliver you from the hands of thy enemies the three-legged, bug-eyed Shivans.

[Zeronet]

Originally posted by Setekh


Well, I said it again.

Double posting...you should lead by example.

[Styxx]

Originally posted by nuclear1
from the hands of thy enemies the three-legged, bug-eyed Shivans.

Three-legged? Which of the five limbs are you considering legs?

[Zeronet]

Originally posted by Styxx


Three-legged? Which of the five limbs are you considering legs?

I'll second that.

[an0n]

I always thought Shivans had 4 arms and one leg.

[Zeronet]

Originally posted by an0n
I always thought Shivans had 4 arms and one leg.

There is no difference in any of their five limbs.

[an0n]

Originally posted by Zeronet
There is no difference in any of their five limbs.

The furthest back one is kinda.....I dunno.....thicker and stumpier.

[Zeronet]

He could just change it to Vasudans, no one likes them much.

[Corsair]

Originally posted by Setekh
Mmmm... "And Steak looked upon HLP, and saw that it was good." Steak 9:3

No, this is the first time he said it. The other time was Todd and the VBB.
And I'm changing it to 3:17 since...

For Steak and Thunder so loved the FreeSpace community, they brought forth their only begotten website, to flourish and prosper for ever and ever. (Steak 3:14)

[adwight]

I've got some:

The Ten Freespace Commandments

"Thou shalt not have any other games before Freespace."
     -Adwight 1:1

"Thou shalt not make any graven images against this board, either in or outside this board."
     -Adwight 1:2

"Thou shalt not take the name of thy board in vain, for the moderators will not hold them guiltless at the day of judgement."
     -Adwight 1:3

"Thou shalt keep the Freespace Frenzy day holy, and only worship Freespace on this day."
     Adwight 1:4

"Honor the forums and their moderators, and thy days may be long on the HLP"
     -Adwight 1:5

"Thou shalt not flame."
     -Adwight 1:6

"Thou shalt not commit thyself to other boards."
     -Adwight 1:7

"Thou shalt not steal other's ideas."
     -Adwight 1:8

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against a member of this board.  As doing so may cause banishment from land known as HLP."
     -Adwight 1:9

"Thou shalt covet thy neighbors mods and tables.  Thout shalt also covet thy neighbors campaigns, as well as his avatars."
     -Adwight 1:10

EDIT:  Finish the ten

[Night Hammer]

"All smileys shall bow before " (Night Hammer 1:34)

[EdrickV]

Thou shalt record upon scrolls the wisdom of the ages, that all those who seek knowledge may learn from them. Grant that knowledge freely and those who so learn from it may add their own knowledge to the scrolls when such knowledge comes upon them.

[Setekh]

"And Steak looked upon the world and saw that it had fallen into sin. ;7s & :drevil:s roamed the Earth, and there was much evil. So Steak brought a great Steak Storm, greater than any Storm before, and covered all of HLP in a flood. He led his chosen people into the Ark, and told them to bring two of each SEXP." -Steak 5:12

[Fineus]

Originally posted by Setekh
"And Steak looked upon the world and saw that it had fallen into sin. ;7s & :drevil:s roamed the Earth, and there was much evil. So Steak brought a great Steak Storm, greater than any Storm before And there was Thunder there in the storm, bringing havoc to the blasphemas below, and covered all of HLP in a flood. He led his chosen people into the Ark, and told them to bring two of each SEXP." -Steak 5:12

Extract from the slightly more detailed Book of Thunder

[Setekh]

Heheh! Sorry! Much better.

[icespeed]

steak used the smiley?

[Setekh]

It's a quote...