RockPaperShotgun echoes all my criticisms!

Unbelievable. You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here].
I've said before it's a great game, and frankly most people probably aren't as critical as me, but as a writer and someone involved in design I've got every right to look for what went wrong in a great game. And having the same feelings as some of the most notable, articulate people in the business is a vote of confidence that I'm thinking the right way.
No need to be snippy.
And the entire second half of the original was one long game of "find the right wall;" I know I can remember getting stuck once or twice on my first playthrough of it because I missed what I was supposed to be shooting at.
I agree, I thought the second half of the original sucked for exactly that reason, which is why it was disappointing to see it repeated.
I mean, there are a few statements that you could legitimately make about things that Portal 2 did, but I don't think the dichotomy is nearly as great as a few people have made it out to be.
I don't see how 'it's a great game with a few flaws' equals 'a great dichotomy'. There's no 'Portal 2 sux' crowd here. I said it was a great game. So did that review.
Apparently criticism is unpossible. We must move to the YouTube system for all our thoughts, and simply like something or hate it!