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Offline Redfang

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Reply #60 on: June 06, 2002, 07:36:49 am
:doubt::sigh:
 
Better maybe get this back on-topic so that this will not get locked... I have a feeling that this will be if no action is taken... :p
 

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Reply #61 on: June 06, 2002, 07:40:16 am
It is on-topic. We're talkin about Natalie Portman.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Ulundel

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Reply #62 on: June 06, 2002, 07:40:17 am
Natalie Portman
15030 Ventura Blvd. #1-170
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403

Have her I will. :D and mine's (lightsaber) bigger than yours
 

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Reply #63 on: June 06, 2002, 07:43:42 am
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Natalie Portman
15030 Ventura Blvd. #1-170
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403

Have her I will. :D


[glow=red]You shall die trying[/glow][/size]




"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Ulundel

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Reply #64 on: June 06, 2002, 07:46:46 am
*runs*





<-------- :D
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #65 on: June 06, 2002, 07:51:01 am
*orders crew to wait until ten is inside the house before blasting it with Death Star beam*
*goes off to detention block B12 to make merry with Portman*
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Ulundel

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Reply #66 on: June 06, 2002, 07:53:51 am
*tens decoy is dead but ten himself runs to block B12*
*ten tests his new force lightning on anOn*
... ;7 ...
 

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Reply #67 on: June 06, 2002, 07:58:09 am
Bah! The Death Star is impregnable. Unfortunately miss Portman isn't.
*goes off to get profilactics, leaving Maul to guard the prisoner*

*five minutes later*
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Ulundel

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Reply #68 on: June 06, 2002, 08:03:56 am
Now she's staring me from my desktop. Sweet! :D
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #69 on: June 06, 2002, 08:07:02 am
Oh christ! You themed your computer?

Well, having lost Portman I guess I'll just have to sit a stroke my Wookie.








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What?
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Ulundel

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Reply #70 on: June 06, 2002, 08:10:20 am
cool, you got a wookie? :lol:
No, I didn't themed it. Just changed the wallpaper and two icons.
...let's just say it makes all days brighter. :D
 

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Reply #71 on: June 06, 2002, 08:11:48 am
Hmmm. The pic screwed as it was loading and I got This
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Ulundel

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Reply #72 on: June 06, 2002, 08:15:34 am
Weird...maybe it happened because I said it makes all days brighter...:p
 

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Reply #73 on: June 06, 2002, 08:15:37 am
Less spam please kids :)
 

Offline Ulundel

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Reply #74 on: June 06, 2002, 08:26:49 am
Sorry master. :)
BTW, if anyone's interested then here are the best SW scripts I have ever seen. Highly detailed, with every camera angle and sound description. (episode VI takes about 140 sheets. OUTCH!)



http://www.cache.cow.net/~draith/sw.html  :nod:
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #75 on: June 06, 2002, 12:32:03 pm
:lol:

You guys are nuts.  I guess we will be seeing you in prison soon on the news for stalking? eh?
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline KillMeNow

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Reply #76 on: June 06, 2002, 12:36:46 pm






god i love this woman  and for all those who feel they can have her - shes mine and i will use my suncrusher to steal her and keep her and my darth vader ecpilsing force pwoers will fry you

and for those who feel she is not amazingly beautiful well i got to question your manhood - and if your not batting for the other side then clearly you far to deep a relationship with yoru computer.
ARGHHH
 

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Reply #77 on: June 06, 2002, 01:43:37 pm
Well at least my computers actually physically here and has also never argued with me :p


But seriously, nope - I do not find her that attractive, simple.

course thats' cuz I got my eye on someone attainable atm ;7
 

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Reply #78 on: June 06, 2002, 02:10:39 pm
to be honest, i feel sorry for the poor girl, all you nutcases doing nothing all day but look up pictures of her and post junk like this thread on BBs...have -any- of you Portman obsesionists ever had a girlfriend?
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #79 on: June 06, 2002, 02:25:32 pm
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Originally posted by KillMeNow








My jaw!!! Too heavy!!!! Must...resist..AAARGH!!

:jaw: :jaw: :jaw: :jaw:

Whoa! She is one hot, sexy babe. I have never seen such a cute actress!

Britney Spears? Oh come on, she sucks (you know what).
What I hate about her the most is her voice when she sings. Boy, she sings like a dying rat!

*Force grips Britney Spears and moves her over the ledge.* Now I only have to wait for the mana meter to drop to zero. :D
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