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Offline vyper

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  • The Sexy Scotsman
...the duck was not please about this and reformed itself from constiuent parts in the crew's defecation...
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline neo_hermes

  • MmmmmmNode!
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  • What the hell are you lookin at?
... The Crew watched bit's and peices of stuff crawl out the toilets...
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline SKYNET-011

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  • O_o
...And form a giant clay animated death dealing...
Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

OMFGWTFAOLBBQBATMAN!!!!!11114111-MicroPsycho

 

Offline neo_hermes

  • MmmmmmNode!
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  • What the hell are you lookin at?
...(don't forget it smelled horrible):ick...
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline Ransom

  • M. Night Russel
  • 210
  • It will not wait.
    • Rate of Injury
...chicken schnitzel. Acting quickly, Bosch proceeded to...

 

Offline TrashMan

  • T-tower Avenger. srsly.
  • 213
  • God-Emperor of your kind!
    • FLAMES OF WAR
...the control room, where he took his plama rifle and then said:
"Mr. T, you better take care of this!"...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Gortef

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  • A meat popsicle
... and MR. T took care of the plasma rifle and wen't to bed. In the meantime...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline neo_hermes

  • MmmmmmNode!
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  • What the hell are you lookin at?
...Bosch picked up the pieces of his plasma rifle and stared sad eyed at Mr. T and said...
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline Ransom

  • M. Night Russel
  • 210
  • It will not wait.
    • Rate of Injury
..."Twiddle dee dee. Whoops, there goes the pumpkin!" By saying this Bosch accidentally summoned the dark and evil...

 

Offline SKYNET-011

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...Magic mushroom...
Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

OMFGWTFAOLBBQBATMAN!!!!!11114111-MicroPsycho

 

Offline Gortef

  • 210
  • A meat popsicle
... with a Badger... and a Snake. These three...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline TrashMan

  • T-tower Avenger. srsly.
  • 213
  • God-Emperor of your kind!
    • FLAMES OF WAR
...possed Mr. T and forced him to beat the crap out of the chicken schnitzel! With the schintzel dead, Bosch took command again, but forgot that Mr. T was still possesed!...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

  

Offline Ransom

  • M. Night Russel
  • 210
  • It will not wait.
    • Rate of Injury
...and so took steps to eliminate him. Well, he would have, but unfortunately he had succumbed to the dreaded...

 

Offline TrashMan

  • T-tower Avenger. srsly.
  • 213
  • God-Emperor of your kind!
    • FLAMES OF WAR
..sneeze attack - he got a cold. So he went to bed to rest a while. He called Picard to govern the Galaxy while he was ill....
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Alikchi

  • Neo-Terran
  • 210
  • Spooky ghost (RIP)
.. unfortunately, Picard was busy. So Bosch left his room and was looking for a telephone when he tripped and fell into a plot hole. The plot hole led to ..
"Going too far and caring too much about a subject is the best way to make friends that I know."
- Sarah Vowell

 

Offline Grey Wolf

A small room. In it was a man who called himself Morpheus, and this is what he told Bosch: "You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe.  You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes..."
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Ransom

  • M. Night Russel
  • 210
  • It will not wait.
    • Rate of Injury
...and Bosch yelled, "Don't peddle your vile candy to me, candy man!" and bit Morpheus' hand off, accidentally eating both pills, expanding the plot hole exponentially until it consumes the entire...

 

Offline Alikchi

  • Neo-Terran
  • 210
  • Spooky ghost (RIP)
.. storyline. Subspace, subplots, subpoenas, and submarines tumbled into the hole. There was only one man who could stop the plot hole from destroying space and time as we know it. That man was... out to lunch, so they sent Grey Wolf instead, who..
"Going too far and caring too much about a subject is the best way to make friends that I know."
- Sarah Vowell

 

Offline vyper

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  • The Sexy Scotsman
... was wearing only a sarong and a g-string...
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline Falcon

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...with some multi-colored high-heals which...