[karajorma]

This seems like more of a split rather than a lock situation.

[Liberator]

* Liberator is confused(again)

* Liberator wonders how Battuta, who is so driven by reason most of the time, could believe that he was put here by some extraterrestrial dictator from the universe before this one who is still around and directing events...

My God, it's so ridiculous I can't even keep a straight face while typing that.

[redsniper]

HLP, I am disappoint.

[Kosh]

So, he's not a scientologist?

[Shivan Hunter]

If he were to, say, post a believable explanation in a serious tone explaining how he's not a scientologist and what he "really" thinks about them, then fine, but that's certainly not going to happen if he really is one.

And sabotage the lols he worked so hard to save?  No, Battman will have to run.  Because he is the hero HLP deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll troll him. Because he can take it, because he’s not our hero--He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector…a dork knight.

You win the Internet.

To those still wondering about whether Battman is srs: I'm not going to answer. Watching you guys squirm is so much more fun.

[General Battuta]

So, he's not a scientologist?

Is Battuta scientology? Or is scientology...Battuta?

[Mongoose]

Posting in legendary thread.

(It was like 3 in the morning when I was reading this, and after the first few posts, I had no idea who or what was serious, so I figured I'd let it be and go to bed.  Then I re-read it again in the morning, and...well...)

[General Battuta]

just FYI I have been reading all my posts aloud as I compose them in the voice of a creature that is the love child of Strong Bad and the Heavy from TF2

[perihelion]

Dear God, how many victims has the merciless Sarchasm claimed in this thread alone????
 

[QuantumDelta]

Sarchasm is a very dangerous predator, it must be satiated at all times for the good of mankind.

[Klaustrophobia]

this is unbelievable.  i feel dumber for even posting just to say that.

[Sushi]

just FYI I have been reading all my posts aloud as I compose them in the voice of a creature that is the love child of Strong Bad and the Heavy from TF2

Holy crap, now I almost want to reread the whole thread with that in mind.

"ENTIRE FORUM IS BABIES!"

[Turambar]

What the hell happened in here?

[Scotty]

I'm not sure, and I don't care.  It's hilarious either way.

[Kosh]

So, he's not a scientologist?

Is Battuta scientology? Or is scientology...Battuta?

Appearently neither. Well I admit, you had us fooled.

[General Battuta]

Well while we're on the topic Operation Clambake is a great read on exactly what's wrong with that particular religion-slash-scam.

[TrashMan]

HAIL XENU!!!

We will deztory zcientology and all of ze humanity!

[Nuclear1]

Y so srs hlp

[Dilmah G]

What the hell happened in here?

[Kopachris]

Religion is the product of the mass computation of 6.7 billion human minds.  As such, every religion has its own truths and wisdoms, and also has its own falsehoods.  To find the true religion, one must find what is true in each religion and combine the truths to form one extensive whole.  Except Scientology, which seems to have no wisdom at all, though maybe I'm not looking deep enough.

[YODASPEAK]
The product of mass computation of billions of human minds, religion is.  Its own truths and wisdoms, every religion has, but also its own falsehoods!  To find the true religion, combine the truths in every religion to form a whole, one must.
[/YODASPEAK]