[Stunaep]

the Bosch-Sabertooth hybrids mentioned earlier were fighting an intergalactic war with clones of J. Michael Straczynski, also mentioned before. Now, the clones of JMS were getting the upper hand because....

[Grey Wolf]

the hybrids were still wearing diapers, but then Mr. T came along and started punching the JMSs with a giant pair of brass knuckles, when....

[TrashMan]

..anothe portal open and Bosch stepped trough it. "How'd ya piddy foll do dat?"
"I traveld back in time and stopped myself from traveng back and getting squashed. Sounds stupid I know...It's on of those paradoxes"
The Bosch hybrids then dissapeard, for they never existed...

[Stunaep]

and the clones of JMS managed to take over the known universe. The original JMS then appointed himself leader, and mutated into a funny old man with a beard named Lorien. It was then, that...

[Ransom]

...Mr T punched him in the face with the aforesaid brass knuckles. JMS cried, "You can't run forever number 13!" and pulled a leaver, which...

[Grey Wolf]

Caused JMS' head to explode. Mr. T then said: "You pulled the wrong lever, foo." Suddenly....

[TrashMan]

..Bosch stormed the room with soldiers at his back.
"This room..and the universe..are now mine!....You don't mind , do you Picard?"
Picard - "No, not at all.. I'm going back to my own universe anyway. Thanks for those artirfacts. I'm gonna pop up every once in a while.."
Bosch - "K...Take care...bye!"
----
Picard leaves with the Enterpreise and Bosch sits on his throne...

[Stunaep]

wondering where the hell suddenly Picard and the Enterprise got here. Then suddenly, appeared the...

[Ransom]

...original plaguebearer of the Plague of Fatal Death! Mr. T, having been brutally ignored, announced...

[TrashMan]

.."I'm gonna kill that foo!" and jumped on the plaguebearer!..

[Ransom]

...unfortunately, neither the plaguebearer or Mr. T's actions caused Bosch to pay attention to him. Looking up and pointing his scepter at the ceiling, he said:

[Gortef]

... "muchos grazias my bananas". That statement...

[TrashMan]

...infuriated Mr. T so much that be beat the pleagbearer into a mushy goo and let out a rooar.
"no foo fu'ks with me!!!!" he yelled and pummeld sevral other strange charachtes (Saddam, Michael Jackson, JMS, Jar-Jar, Mu'dock )that were in Boschs thore room for no apparent reason.......

[Ransom]

...and then his rage caused a temporal distortion field and transported everyone, including Bosch, into the 14th century. Bosch looked up, and saw...

[Grey Wolf]

A drawbridge lowering down towards him. He dived forward to get out of the way, but unfortunately hit a....

[TrashMan]

... horse that was double parked and on it a....

[Ransom]

...rather annoyed Mr. T, who picked him up and jammed an iPod up his nose. Above them, the drawbridge...

[TrashMan]

...lowerd, Boch jumped to the side and Mr. T got squahed.
"My, don't we have a lot of squishing and timetraveling lately?" said Bosch as he jumped back in time-space to his throne room, when he saw none other than the immortal Mr. T again (a little worse for wear). Mr. T said - "Yu not the only one that can jump back in time, foo!" and was squashed by the horse that jumped back in time after him...

[neo_hermes]

(lol)...a door opened up in Boschs throne room. a strange green Oooze with gold chains began to crawl to the throne...

[TrashMan]

..and said: "I am tzhe oooze of justice! Behold me and hear the word of truth!"
Then another horse fell from the time portal and squisshed the oooze....