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Offline Ransom

  • M. Night Russel
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  • It will not wait.
    • Rate of Injury
...into peanut butter. Bosch jumped up and down excitedly before he picked up a spoon and...

 

Offline Turnsky

  • FOXFIRE Artisté
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  • huh?.. Who?.. hey you kids, git off me lawn!
..the spoon vanished, for there was none. so he picked up a.....
   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
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Offline Gortef

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  • A meat popsicle
... shovel which also vanished. This was quite...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline TrashMan

  • T-tower Avenger. srsly.
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  • God-Emperor of your kind!
    • FLAMES OF WAR
..irritating, so he ate the penut butter with his hand. In the end he got all dirty and sticky, so...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Gortef

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  • A meat popsicle
... he wiped the hands on Carl. Carl...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline diamondgeezer

... bit the hands off and let rip with a huge belch which smelled a bit like...

 

Offline TrashMan

  • T-tower Avenger. srsly.
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  • God-Emperor of your kind!
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...turkey. Bosch called Picard and promissed him some more ancient artifacts if he helps him. Naturally the Enterpreise was there in 0.21 seconds and dr. Chrusher re-grew Bosches hands.
After Picard pillaged one ancient archeological site, they parted.
Bosch now called his troops, over 100 elite soldiers + Mr. T, and they cought Carl and threw him out of the airlock.....
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Dark_4ce

  • GTVA comedy relief
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...And then out of nowhere...
I have returned... Again...

  

Offline Grey Wolf

Of course, Carl, as a Shivan, didn't mind the vacuum. He wondered, however, how he managed to eat Bosh's hand. Meanwhile....
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline neo_hermes

  • MmmmmmNode!
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  • What the hell are you lookin at?
...Bosch and Picard where examining the ancient artifacts when the Enterprise and the iceni where flung into a....
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline vyper

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  • The Sexy Scotsman
...giant spacial curry...
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline Gortef

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  • A meat popsicle
... and Carl the Shivan was still pondering how he was able to eat Bosh's hand...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline TrashMan

  • T-tower Avenger. srsly.
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...then Q appeared and said "I don't like curry!" - and the curry  disapeard. "I like french salad!" - and a gigantic french salad owerwhelmed the sector. "What do we do now?" - said Bosch
"It's obvious - we eat our way out!" - reasoned Data....
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Ransom

  • M. Night Russel
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  • It will not wait.
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...who was at the time not actually paying attention and watching a cooking show. Bosch pointed at Data and yelled...

 

Offline vyper

  • 210
  • The Sexy Scotsman
... Got Salad Dressing?...
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline TrashMan

  • T-tower Avenger. srsly.
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..Then the crew of noth ships started eating...and they got real FAT..so they had to go on a diet...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline vyper

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  • The Sexy Scotsman
...an ATKINS diet!...
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline Ransom

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...at which point everyone spontaneously combusted. A passing duck looked at the heatlessly flaming bodies and said...

 

Offline Carl

  • Render artist
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...in a deep voice "My, this a distrubing universe we live in." after which the duck...
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1

 

Offline TrashMan

  • T-tower Avenger. srsly.
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  • God-Emperor of your kind!
    • FLAMES OF WAR
...got cooked and eaten by the crew (who are all in sickbay uinder intnsive care)...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!