[Nuke]

but then the gtsj giant penis jumped out of subspace and collided with Hugh heffners juggernat, aparently he didnt dive and hit his burners fast enough and then there was a big whole in the side of his ship and he got sucked out. then in the confusion the gtsj giant penis accidently fired a bfcream at...

[Colonol Dekker]

Mr T, reanimating him in the form of the Sperminator, a Jism powered superweapon, At seeing this.......

[Prophet]

... Carl proceeded to consume the lunch bag he "liberated" from an unfortunate pianist during the commotion.

[Falcon]

Pat Robertson Clone #281 appeared in the form of a hologram and thus proceeded to babble like an idiot. Soon Bosch made it his goal to...

[Colonol Dekker]

Complete the sex-change operation he was funding by channeling funds from ETAK
(an anagram of KATE his soon to be name) He was about to fire the beam pistol at his wang when Carl..........

[Falcon]

Fired it off for him...

[Tyrian]

...But it missed, hitting the Nav panel on the bridge, causing the ship to crash into...

[Turambar]

... an israeli woman who wanted an abortion in palestine, who was about to experience some iceni-based selection pressure, thus proving evolution, causing all of the arguments on HLP to be solved.   until...

[Colonol Dekker]

a "swirly thing alert sounded" And Ace Bosch, and alternate version of himself appeared in a Dimension Jump ship and saved the palastinian woman through surgery involing a bicycle inner tube a rubber duck and an aold tampon, As the swirky thing was bout to close something started to come through, it looked suspicously like...........

[achtung]

....Bill Cosby....

[vyper]

who immediately started talking about kids with their "bipping and a-boppin'...."

[achtung]

.....and "what the jazz is all about".....

[Nuke]

untill carl put a beam through his skull, giving him a reason to throw yet another bbq

[Turambar]

...and his brains came out looking remarkably like pudding, and Mr. T aka the Sperminator loves pudding...

[TrashMan]

.... and the universe parted, revealing God in all His Glory.. And God said: "You did good. He was going even on my nerves. He then turned all the water on the ship into Bosch Beer and dissapeared....

[FireCrack]

Confused at all this mayhem, carl paused to think...

[Falcon]

but then decided thinking was for losers and decided to feast on ice cream.

[WeatherOp]

Until he relized he was mosty machine and couldn't taste. He then proceeded to a have a charity to benifit the familys of all the people he killed to get their lunch. But then...

[Turambar]

he remembered that he's frakkin carl the shivan, and went on a rampage, stabbing people with his glowy stabby thingys and stealing all their lunches until...

[WeatherOp]

the fat guy farted, people screamed, someone lost a hot dog, Kermit forgot about his need for toilet paper, and Mr T wondered if the planets made him look fat, then...