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Offline Polpolion

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #180 on: June 25, 2006, 07:49:59 pm
...he stared eating to many pies and became fat...
 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #181 on: June 25, 2006, 09:07:58 pm
...And thus developed an unhealthy attraction to exercise equipment (Not always for exercise purposes)...
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This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #182 on: June 26, 2006, 03:40:12 am
So as Carl was watching thighmaster infomaercials at 3:00am and whacking off, the SCOOP (Shivan Co-olition of Overly Obese Persons) Stormed his times square apartment and rallied round him as a leader to lead the fat masses against the body-beutiful image obsessed members of FLAG (Fit Ladies And Geezers), A bloody war ensued which for 14 terrible years covered three quarteres of the planet with .................
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #183 on: June 26, 2006, 07:38:26 am
....elephant semen...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Tyrian

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #184 on: June 26, 2006, 08:30:49 am
Thus causing a human-elephant hybrid to take over the world.  They were called Hulephants.  As a result of this genetic recombination, they gained the power to...
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #185 on: June 26, 2006, 08:33:55 am
Speak to mice wearing majorettes uniforms called timothy.......
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Tyrian

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #186 on: June 27, 2006, 08:18:46 am
Unfortunately, these mice had the ability to control minds and wanted to take over the world.  They used their mind powers to tell the Hulephants to...
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #187 on: June 27, 2006, 04:17:48 pm
...buy major shares in all the Bosch Beer factories and thus they forced the whole GTVA to do their bidding, lest they cut all beer supply....
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #188 on: June 27, 2006, 05:20:15 pm
...then carl introduced space crack to the masses...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline WeatherOp

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #189 on: June 27, 2006, 07:42:45 pm
Whtich everyone who posted in this thread gladly sacrificed a half of their brain to get, causing....
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Offline Tyrian

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #190 on: June 27, 2006, 08:22:04 pm
George W Bush to sacrifice his whole brain, thereby fixing all the world's problems.  Carl decided the world was too peaceful, so he...
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #191 on: June 27, 2006, 10:36:17 pm
...called home.
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Offline Ace

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #192 on: June 27, 2006, 10:39:53 pm
Unfortunately the Shivans had a plan...

...one foiled by Carl's inane antics. You see the Shivans watched too much of the original Star Trek and decided that George W. Bush was a necessary element in destabilizing the Terrans for a future invasion. Due to this deadly combination of politics and Trekdom they decided that the only means of keeping reigns on the galaxy was... Bush's Brain!
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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #193 on: June 27, 2006, 10:53:18 pm
around this time the battlestar galactica arrived in earth orbit, at the sight of this bunch of humans, they promptly flew back to cylon space and surrendered...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Charismatic

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #194 on: June 28, 2006, 12:07:05 am
all their elephant porn and dildos to..
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Offline Turambar

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #195 on: June 28, 2006, 12:42:23 am
a pack of number 6's  who, as we all know, are complete hornballs.  everyone just sat back and relaxed as they...
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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #196 on: June 28, 2006, 11:27:36 am
took turns giving commander adama lapdances. many other sixes had much fun involving a strap on and president baltar...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #197 on: June 28, 2006, 04:38:31 pm
..who imeediately unleashed the "impotency Bomb", making everyone impotent and brining and end to the sexual comments in this thread...
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Offline Tyrian

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #198 on: June 28, 2006, 05:31:31 pm
Unfortunately it wasn't enough, so Carl went back in time to find they guy who started it.  He found who it was and shouted his name across the forum.  He yelled out...
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #199 on: June 28, 2006, 06:22:21 pm
..."Screeeeeeee".. since as a Shivan he really doesn't have the vocal cords for anything else...but roughly translated it would be ......
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
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